Jimmy Norton: Animals Are Stupid

duGandfriends

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After today's blurb about vag's like elephant snouts, yesterday's rant on sheep, cows, slaughter houses, the infamous "Bears are Stupid,"cat noises, and of course towels over bird cages...it needs to be said:

Animals are Stupid!

Thanks Jim!
 

duGandfriends

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To paraphrase: I want to set a stuffed bear on fire and kick it over. You lived for nothing and even in death you suck, shitdick.
 

maz

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love Jimmy's rants on animals
fucking laugh out loud funny

the pet birds going to sleep one
is a slightly older one
that was PHENOMINAL


LLLLINNGGERRR
 

nataskaos

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love Jimmy's rants on animals
fucking laugh out loud funny

the pet birds going to sleep one
is a slightly older one
that was PHENOMINAL


LLLLINNGGERRR
agreed sir. Love that bit.

ps
is that a hemmitt in your avatar? I've not seen one with that camo scheme before.
 

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"All people should enter the woods with arrows and just fuckin kill every living thing":haha7:
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Jim T.

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"Well, that's not why I'm here. I'm being fitted for a tie!"
 

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Didn't Jimmy say he wanted to set a bear on fire so that its burnt ears would look like veiny black doritos?
He said something like that and I laughed so hard i can't even paraphrase it correctly.
 

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the way he's basically talking directly TO the bear during that rant makes it unbelievably funny.
 

PartyRock24

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Also Jimmys moose rant was extremly funny also.
"the first guy who tried to jerk-off a moose had his whole family killed, when it went nuts and trampled them"
I fuckin laugh my ass off everytime i hear that. God damn Jimmy :)
 

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Jimmy's animals rants are hilarious. In fact he's been on fire lately, especially on the XM side.

I also loved when Jimmy was making joke after joke about the freaks on Tuesday, especially about the crab freak playing baseball and the two heads/one body country singer.
 

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nothing makes me happier than an animal escaping and going on a wild rampage. It always brings a smile to my face
 

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Jimmy's animals rants are hilarious. In fact he's been on fire lately, especially on the XM side.

I also loved when Jimmy was making joke after joke about the freaks on Tuesday, especially about the crab freak playing baseball and the two heads/one body country singer.

"...half boy, half sushi..."

:haha7:LOLCOPTERS:haha7:
 

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Why are you sitting in that car Mr. Moose?
 
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Fuck, I can't remember what he said about penguins but it was good