John Travolta being sued for homosexual advances...

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John Travolta has been sued by a masseur, who claims the actor tried to have sex with him during a session.

According to the lawsuit, Travolta saw the masseur's ad online, and scheduled an appointment for $200 an hour. The masseur did not know it was Travolta when the appointment was booked, but followed instructions and met up with a black Lexus SUV, which Travolta was driving.

According to the suit, Travolta and the masseur, who says he saw Trojan condoms in the center console, drove to the Beverly Hills Hotel and went to Travolta's bungalow.

The suit claims Travolta stripped naked, appearing semi-erect. The masseur says he told Travolta to lay down on the table and the first hour went without incident. Then, according to legal docs, Travolta began rubbing the masseur's leg, touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis.

The masseur claims he told Travolta he did not have sex with his clients, but Travolta was undeterred, offering to do a "reverse massage," adding, "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off!!!"

The suit goes on to allege Travolta then masturbated and told the masseur he got to where he was "due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his 'Welcome Back Kotter' days," adding "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."

The masseur -- who is only listed as John Doe -- claims Travolta called him a loser, but then doubled the hourly rate and sent him on his way.

The suit seeks $2 million plus punitive damages.

Travolta's reps could not be reached for comment.
Not the 1st time his sexuality has been questioned.
 
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The suit goes on to allege Travolta then masturbated and told the masseur he got to where he was "due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his 'Welcome Back Kotter' days," adding "Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity."
In the words of the southern man who heard Marc Maron confirm he was jewish, "I knew it".
 
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Holy shit. A Scientology image protector bot.
Scientology doesn't approve of "the gay", this guy may just surf the net and respond to every site with comments to try and dissuade people.
 

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Holy shit. A Scientology image protector bot.
Gave me a good loff.

I guess we should Pat Battle this shit to protect the bag from the influx of evil thetans. Or something, I have no idea how that hokey cult works.
 

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A helpful L. Ron Hubbardbot with a healthy coconut milk shake recipe...

I am sharing my personally designed banana and Coconut Milk Shake recipe. It's very healthy. I drink this every day. It's easy to make.

INGREDIENTS:

--1-2 bananas

--2 tablespoons of coconut milk or shredded coconut.

--1 full cup of milk

--1 teaspoon of stevia or honey


Instructions:

Freeze the banana(s) for at least two hours. Put all the ingredients into a blender. Then blend them for 60 seconds. Place into a glass and enjoy.
I especially like that last helpful tip... place into a glass... otherwise I would've poured it on the floor and lapped it up like a dog.
 

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Originally Posted by jorgea
I am sharing my personally designed banana and Coconut Milk Shake recipe. It's very healthy. I drink this every day. It's easy to make.

INGREDIENTS:

--1-2 bananas

--2 tablespoons of coconut milk or shredded coconut.

--1 full cup of milk

--1 teaspoon of stevia or honey


Instructions:

Freeze the banana(s) for at least two hours. Put all the ingredients into a blender. Then blend them for 60 seconds. Place into a glass and enjoy.
If I'm gonna go through the trouble of freezing and blending things, it's gonna be for the purpose of making obscene amounts of alcohol go down smoothly.
 

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John Travolta is a cocksucker, jorgea is a snoozebot, and Scientology is for retards. That is all.
 

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So, the massuer was naked too? How did Mr Travolta alledgedly cup the balls and stroke the shaft?
 

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If I'm gonna go through the trouble of freezing and blending things, it's gonna be for the purpose of making obscene amounts of alcohol go down smoothly.
Indeed and that post was followed with about 20
lines of spam for a shit load of sites.

It sounded good so I left the recipe, deleted the spam
and sent him off to troll land to hang with the Stern fans.
 

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I think ScientologBot wins for Best Wackbag Bot simply because it's a scientologist.
 

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Can anybody become a Scientologist or just celebrities ?


I took their test once and I never heard back from them
 

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Can anybody become a Scientologist or just celebrities ?


I took their test once and I never heard back from them
Anyone can. I used to work near their "Center" in NYC. They have people all around trying to drag people in to become members. I know someone that went in and took the test and they wouldn't let her leave. The thing is it's insanely expensive. You have to pay for every "level" and thing that you do within the church. I've read into it and people have gone hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt after being brainwashed by them. Obviously the celebrities have money to burn so it's no big deal for them.
 
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Can anybody become a Scientologist or just celebrities ?


I took their test once and I never heard back from them
They tend to prey on the stupid and rich. They have these sessions where you confess to things and they can use whatevers said in them to blackmail people if they try and leave. Alot of shady hijinx goes on with these pranksters.
 

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Then tend to prey on the stupid and rich. They have these sessions where you confess to things and they can use whatevers said in them to blackmail people if they try and leave. Alot of shady hijinx goes on with these pranksters.
This is true. They ask you a ton of questions and get everything negative out of you by saying that they are the "thetans" inside you and that you need to be cleared of them. The thetans are negative and they are what cause all the negativity in your life. It really is fucking a cult.
 

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Can anybody become a Scientologist or just celebrities ?


I took their test once and I never heard back from them
The use celebrities to lure the general public in. If you can't pay for their programs to rid yourself of the thetans you can join their Sea Org and become a slave. The fact that a cult didn't call you back is amusing. Just how fucked up do you have to be for a cult not to want you???

As far as the story goes...meh. It might just be a shakedown, but I still firmly believe Cruise and Travolta are a pair of closeted homosexuals.