Joke of the Month

umo

Registered User
#1
Q. Can you name the Mexican athlete who murdered two people?

A. Jose Simpson

 

RobeSoup&Tears

Get 'em while they're hot
#2
Q. What's 18 inches and makes a woman screem?













A. Crib death
 

WhiskeyWhispers

I Want To Kill You All
#3
What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby with Down Syndrome.
 
#7
Q. What do you get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs?













A. An erection.
 

fuckwit

He loves you, and he needs money.
#9
What did the chicken say after she laid 100 eggs????





















I'm egg-hausted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

agentjmw

Clayton Townly Businessman
#10
Lawdy Jeezus. Oh no he didn't.

Seeing that picture reminded me of a friend at the water park. He waited 30 minutes to get his turn on the giant water slide. This fat black chick was in front of him. She took 2 or 3 minutes to get brave enough to go down the slide. When she went she shit herself from the top all the way to the bottem. They had to close the slide the rest of the day to clean her shit off the slide...
 
#11
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?

Threesomes.




What is red and creeps up your leg?

A homesick abortion.





What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?

You can't fuck a table.





What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?

Deep Throat.
 

WhiskeyWhispers

I Want To Kill You All
#12
What do you do after you fuck a 5 year old girl?

Flip her over and pretend it's a boy.


What did the deaf dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did he get the next year?

Nothing he died.
 

BroGonzo

In between shots of bourbon
#13
What's the worst part about fucking little kids?


- Cleaning the blood out of your clown suit.
 

Glenn Dandy

THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.
#14
Why did the faggot cross the road?








his dick was stuck in the chicken.






Why dont black people dream?






One had a dream once and we shot him.






Whats a black girl say to her daddy?






get off me, your crushing my cigarettes.







guy asks the Pharmacist for condoms for his 12 year old daughter... Pharmacist says, " shes sexualy active?"
Father replies, "nahhh, she just lays there like her mother.
 

Burger

Fuck ALL Forms of Censorship
#15
It was good knowing you guys, I'm on my way to hell now for laughing my ass off at all these jokes. :action-sm
 

Southtown

Registered User
#16
A waiter goes up to a table full of jewish women and asks "Is anything ok".
 

DrunkJoeNamath

I refuse to be an escape goat.
#19
3 in the back and 4 million in the ash tray.

I am the gravest.
 

Baby Evil

Trading warriors for illegals works, right?
#24
3 in the back and WHAT NEVER HAPPENED in the ash tray.

I am the gravest.
RE-FIXED

What is the best thing about twentyfive year olds?











There are twenty of them!!

thanks spyderman
 

buffcomic

Registered User
#25
So my friend says "dude you gotta wear a condom..dont wanna get aids or get anyone pregnant" im thinking fuck it..let AIDS kill the baby
 
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