Jon Lovitz Kicks Andy Dick's Ass

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I now love Jon Lovitz.

Five months before Brynn Hartman killed her husband Phil Hartman, they held a Christmas party at their home. Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick were both at that party. Phil and Jon both flipped out when Andy openly did cocaine and gave some to Brynn. Everybody knew that Brynn was sober for over 10 years and Jon seems to think that Andy is the one that opened her up to that world again.

Jon said that last year he ran into Andy. Andy told him, "I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

Jon told Page Six that he ran into Andy again last week where it all came to head. He said, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex. First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie. "I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being."

Witnesses say that Jon picked Andy up and smashed his head into the bar several times. They say blood was pouring from Andy's nose. Um....that was probably from the coke being shaken around in there.

Who knew Jon Lovitz could kick ass like that? Andy has it coming. He's effin annoying.

Andy's a sick fuck, so he was probably into getting beat up.
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Smokezilla

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I now have a new reason to hate Andy Dick. . . Loved Phil Hartman's work.
 

LiddyRules

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Hartman: one of the funniest men ever.
 
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damn you Andy Dick...remember his show? oh wait it didn't last long at all...like his career

Phil Hartman fucking rocked....he pretty much made any movie he was in, funny.....even the one with Arnold and sinbad about some doll
 

LiddyRules

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Phil Hartman fucking rocked....he pretty much made any movie he was in, funny.....even the one with Arnold and sinbad about some doll
Jingle All The Way the top ten American classic holiday hit!!!
 

kloraferm

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Maybe I'm missing something, but I've never found Andy Dick to be actually funny. Phil Hartman, who I wasn't his biggest fan in the world and it totally sucked how he died, did alot of really funny shit throughout his career.
 

MrAbovePar

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Andy Dick was good in Employee of the Month. His shtick is lame almost everywhere else. Never had a problem with the guy.

He got Brynn fucked up? Fuck him. He's dead to me. Jon Lovitz, congrats. I'll order The Critic in honor of that.
 

Tryaluckystrike

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Although I support Lovitz as a fellow Jew and Andy Dick hater, he completely embarrassed himself on Larry King. His jokes bombed horribly and he had a terrible time staying on topic and getting to the point.
 

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It's about time someone slapped around Andy Dick.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Lovitz should have ***** Andy Dick, not in a gay way either. More like a dominant Alpha dog ass fucking to let Andy know just how big of a bitch he really has become.