Justine Joli: The Penthouse Pet that Evilrock Slapped [NSFW]

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Aug 14, 2000
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The fiery Justine Joli says she's a big nerd with a strange love for geeky sci-fi, but watch as she gets twisted in the sheets and we think you'll agree: She may be red hot, but she's also the coolest girl we know. -- Photographs by Preston Geoffrey Parker

"There was a time in my life when I couldn't even have sex with my shirt off. But by posing nude I've become much more comfortable with myself.

On a flight from Puerto Vallarta, my boyfriend and I had sex in the bathroom for about 15 minutes, till other passengers started knocking on the door. When we came out, the people in line clapped and whistled."

"I usually tell people I'm a physical entertainer. It depends on the person whether I say I'm a porn star. Some people can handle it; other people are like, 'Eww!'

I put the fan in fanatic for Harry Potter, and I love any kind of science fiction or anime. I'm a tech geek as well? I'm kind of slick, hip, and cool when it comes to computers.
I can see why Evilrock would slap her so hard... Penthouse must be trying to reach the geeks and dorks by saying that she is one in the intro paragraph instead of something else.
 

Big Dick Mcgee

Registered User
Apr 3, 2005
443
#2
E-Rock is the man for smacking this bitch so hard.
 

striker

Why yes, I am an asshole, so what?
Mar 10, 2005
263
#3
fuck erock, maybe he's gay, but then again I have a thing for hot redhead chicks
 

fuckwit

He loves you, and he needs money.
Jul 27, 2006
0
#4
is steve ever going to post this video?
 

Hoagie

I suggest you tread lightly
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Mar 24, 2004
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#5
Did anyone else find her voice completely unsexy? One minute she'd be talking normal and the next she sounded like Cher. I really wish Erock would have slapped the other end.
 

Mindslayer

Best in the Biz
May 4, 2006
0
#6
Yea, the stupid accents, the whole 'mate' thing was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaally annoying...
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
Jun 1, 2005
644
#7
She was annoying but is it still ok to crank one out to her?
 

drew the blue

a girl's asshole
May 16, 2007
201
#9
She's not bad, but her shit head Missouri accent turns my dick limper that and over-cooked egg noodle. Shut the fuck up, and spread those cheeks!!
 
Dec 25, 2005
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#10
fuck erock, maybe he's gay, but then again I have a thing for hot redhead chicks
Even massivley fake ones? That hair color ain't supposed to be.

I kinda have a thing for more nerdy types, but it seemed like she was just in character.

wouldn't kick her out of bed tho.
 

stellarcomics

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Jul 25, 2005
658
#12
These shots are so old they're on FILM! Fuck, you don't see that in porn these days! :)
 

Iron Duke

Fuck DHL Express....German faggots!!
May 25, 2005
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#13
I don't think she's all that hot. Sorry.
 
Dec 30, 2005
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#14
The voice wasn't the problem. What she was saying was the problem. She was trying too hard to fit in and be "one of the boys" As for her looks and her attitude I like them, but this need for chicks to act as if organically they're into the same geeky shit guys are is ridiculous.

For a chick to be that way it has to be natural. And no, one can't hang out and pass for one of the guys because you aren't one of the guys. I've never hung out with the fellas and wanted to fuck one of them to pass time.

Other than that she's ok. A little guidance and teaching and she'd be an all pro.
 

Mort

How Many Assholes We Got On This Ship, Anyhow?
Feb 15, 2006
0
#15
She does absolutely nothing for me. I don't like the redhead thing, the skin tone, or the annoying voices. Go EvilRock.
 

Kwik D.

N. California
Apr 16, 2005
0
#18
Sure she's pretty annoying with the bizzare speech patterns and lame comebacks, but I would definitley lump her in with the millions of chicks I would fuck if the opporutunity arose.
 
Sep 10, 2005
283
#19
i dont like her either, today was hilarious, opie fucking with her
 

Budyzir

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
Nov 12, 2004
0
#22
I braved Foundry Music for her recent in studio shot.



Ehhh, I guess makeup and airbrushing really does wonders.
 

PunchYourself187

I, The Operator
Apr 24, 2004
523
#23
The pictures on Foundry certainly aren't flattering, but most of the pictures I've seen of her are quite sexy. She's a great fetish model. Normally, I could care less about eyes, but hers are quite sexy. Plus, she's got a long tongue, nice boobs, decent ass, and a very cute box.

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To her credit, I don't think she made the usual sex jokes that the other pornstar cornballs do when they're on the show. Her voice is annoying, but she also seems more down to earth than the average model.

Also, this picture should prove that the geek stuff is legit:

 

peopleselbow

YiChen BuddhaChrist
Jan 25, 2006
0
#24
The pictures on Foundry certainly aren't flattering, but most of the pictures I've seen of her are quite sexy. She's a great fetish model. Normally, I could care less about eyes, but hers are quite sexy. Plus, she's got a long tongue, nice boobs, decent ass, and a very cute box.

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To her credit, I don't think she made the usual sex jokes that the other pornstar cornballs do when they're on the show. Her voice is annoying, but she also seems more down to earth than the average model.

Also, this picture should prove that the geek stuff is legit:

That is a FUCKING AWFUL PICTURE!