Kid crushed by Christmas Float

Chin nuts

Your breath smells like a dead baby's coffin.
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[media]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071208/ap_on_re_us/brf_christmas_float_fatality[/media]


PLANT CITY, Fla. - A 9-year-old boy died after being run over by a church float in a Christmas parade.

Jordan Hayes was walking alongside the float, handing out beads and candy, when his foot was caught by a wheel and he fell under the float Friday night, said Police Chief Bill McDaniel.

Parade watchers shouted at the driver to back up, but the pickup truck pulling the Greater Heights Family Worship Center float ran over Jordan a second time. The driver, Jerry Bridges, is a cousin of Jordan, authorities said.

Jordan, of Inverness, had been in Plant City visiting a brother.

"This is a tragedy that defies words," McDaniel said. "This was supposed to be a time of celebration and joy, but it has turned into a terrible tragedy."



God must have needed another float tender.
 

MJMANDALAY

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I'm gonna be laffin all night about this.





Where's your god now hahaha
 

LiddyRules

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Ironically, this was the float:

 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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hmmmm, i guess he was a sinner
 

Chino Kapone

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The driver of the float has encountered a few bumps in the road on his path to find god.
 

unklewilly

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Guess God needed a speedbump....