Kim Kardashian At Her Playboy Cover Launch

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
#2
to quote Eminem.....

"cause i aint eva seen an ass like that....."
 

mik3

fornicating madly
#3
I don't even care that she's been run on by many a quasi-famous black dude, I'd kick myself in the face to bang her.
 
#4
I'm actually starting to develop a thing for her sister, Khloe. But still they should not have their own TV series.
 

MilkmanDan

Uncontrollable Urge
#5
Something really plastic about her face. It creeps me out, not enough that I wouldnt.. but you know.
 
#7
I don't even care that she's been run on by many a quasi-famous black dude, I'd kick myself in the face to bang her.
I'd kick you in the face to bang her too. :action-sm No malice intended. Just saying is all.
 
#8


Lets face it, we would all do it..but she does have a sort of horse face thing happening. Hoo Hoo...
 

Deadbent

You can go fuck.
#9
She's a horrible lay, ask ray jay or tarnell,
20 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag this bitch.

Jesus christ.
 

Sprite

permanent case of the Moooondays
#10
I love how when they talk about her on The Soup, Joel McHale introduces her by saying "...Kim Kardashian, who's famous for having a sex tape and a big ass...".
 
#14
It's already been destroyed, check her video. She got over run by the chocolate army.
Whenever a woman sleeps with a balloon, they are rooooooooeeeennnndddd. Its a size thing it seems.
 

Arc Lite

As big as your Imagination...
#15
I know you probably don't believe me, but just seeing her with the golfer totally ruinied it for me. I wouldn't touch it. And she looks too barbydoll. I wouldn't even jack to it.
 

mascan42

Registered User
#16
Whenever a woman sleeps with a balloon, they are rooooooooeeeennnndddd. Its a size thing it seems.
To quote an old O&A bit: "When you get in the bathtub, does the water level go down?"
 
#18
before she had partially deflated basketballs inserted into her ass cheeks

she looks good dont get me wrong, usually someone with that many fake body parts looks awful but her surgeons did a good job.

he fake ass is horrible though
 
#20
Whenever a woman sleeps with a balloon, they are rooooooooeeeennnndddd. Its a size thing it seems.
More like a dignity thing. The size thing is a myth.

Why in Gods good name would anyone have surgery to get a freakish ass?
So she could attract more balloons than a static filled sweater?
 

Razor Roman

MJMandalayForPresident2024
#23
i'd pay several dollars to buy my nose in her crack
 
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