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Kirk bait: Laser body scanners

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by mascan42, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    http://gizmodo.com/5923980/the-secret-government-laser-that-instantly-knows-everything-about-you

    Aaaaaaannnnd . . . GO!
     
  2. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    That's not Kirk bait, THIS is Kirk bait Chemtrails for everyone!

    http://www.azfamily.com/news/Jets-mysterious-flight-leaves-some-residents-puzzled-162025495.html
     
  3. Buster H

    Buster H Alt-F4
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    interesting technology. I wonder if it would actually live up to the claims though... in order for it to do what it claims, it's gotta have penetrating capabilities. Light really doesn't have that capability. Might just be poor writing though.


    I guess if it is that sensitive, it could detect things on the OUTSIDE of clothing in miniscule amounts and that could lead to further inspection.



    That's the key with the millimeter wave and backscatter x-ray, they can penetrate clothing, but bounce off of anything with a density roughly that of water or higher to give you the images.
     
  4. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Kirk's new outfit?

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  5. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    NYPD has and has been using van portable :rap: scans as far back as 2007. Saw it first hand and the van had no markings on it.
     
  6. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    will it be able to pick up the giant load some broad swallowed the night before? Because if it can, that's pretty cool.
     
  7. Myhairygrundle

    Myhairygrundle Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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    They are bringing back Laser? Sweet!!

    Linger American Gladiators!


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  8. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    They could simply look at my t-shirt and chin whiskers for a whole lot cheaper.
     
  9. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    This will really disappoint my buddy who uses his modified pelican case to take weed with him on the road. Trust me, this thing is amazing and he's never been caught, and he travels for a living. Dude's got balls.
     
  10. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    This is Minority Report stuff. Nothing is wrong with this technology, whats wrong is the criminals in the government that are using it.
     
  11. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    No it isn't, you paranoid retard.
     

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