Discussion in 'Cool Internet Videos' started by mr. sin, Oct 11, 2012.
Answer me this: why do fat, slobby people always look so dirty, unshaven and, well... slobby.
Even though you're fat you can still try and dress nicely and at least present yourself as someone who doesn't look like they reek of old Cheeto dust and unwashed ass. Get a decent haircut, throw out that old stained t-shirt, shave that Amish bullshit off your chins and have some pride, man!!
These are the first and loudest cunts to complain that they can't get chicks.
I kept hoping he'd take a chunk out of his thigh on the back swing.
This dude gets all the bitches.
Fletcher is gonna be pissed your posting his home videos here.
Trust me, this tubby fuck will lose at least a few toes. And not just from diabetes.
Shouldnt you be going to say gnight to your "girl"friend about now? You know, before the sundowning really kicks in?
Oh thats right, she ditched your sorry daydreaming ass. Carry on.
I'm too busy PMing people to like my post and stealing your crushes.
I'm sorry, I like him.
There were a couple of decent slices, and you have to admit that his complete lack of expression even when a bottle was just stupidly knocked to the ground without an actual cut was pretty goddamn ninja-like and epic.
Typical fail post, Jason. Just sad.
When you get fat, pride is the first thing to go... hygiene and hope follow soon thereafter.
Really that's all you got? You're slipping.
Serious question though. How do you even get out of bed in the morning. If I was a fat unemployed Internet troll I probably would have killed myself by now.
I was waiting for a heart attack.
Please. Im using restraint for your sake.
Serious question for you, how do you live with yourself pretending to be some sort of internet ladies man when you are just coming up with stories about cumming on your cell phone and being given fleets of shitty cars after you recovered from your coma? You can pretend you know anything about me, but trust me, you dont know shit.
No please don't hold back. We both know how pissed you're getting. Say what you want. We both know how much that bothers you.
You're like the fat kid who can't make friends or get a girl so you just bully people out of frustration.
I'd like to go on record and say that I believe OWB's phone-cumming-on story to be 100% true and accurate.
Why would OWB fabricate a story which makes him look like a pathetic jackass? Nope... that shit is fo rizzle.
But aren't the fat kids usually the ones getting bullied?
Exactly. I don't mind my drunken shenanigans on this site. I've done way worse shit in real life than anything stupid I posted here. And let's be honest most of you guys have some drunken memories that will always make you feel a little embarrassed when you think about them.
Mad? Please. Im not the one offering to pay for travel accommodations to have a legit boxing match. And now I am fat and I have no friends or a girl? Keep running through that internet insult 101 text book, Im sure it makes you feel tough.
BTW, you still live in Browns Mills? Just curious.
At least I have the balls to admit it instead of acting like a fat insecure cunt behind the safety of my keyboard.
How pissed are you Fletch that I screwed up the closest chance of you getting some pussy in God knows how many years. And yes I'm going to assume years. I doubt the girls are lining up to go on a dollar menu date with you and it's probably a bit hard to get a hooker with only unemployment coming in.
Knock it off kids or I'll send Buffet Boy to your house next.
Oh come on. You can't deny fletcher the only activity than takes his mind of his miserable life.
Keep telling yourself that, stupid.
Im done with you. Please dont send anyone to my house, bb1.