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Kristen Stewart, Mischa Barton voted 'least sexy actresses'

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by BIV, Feb 20, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Go to the link for the rest. You know what is not on there? Fatties. You really trying to tell me Kristen Stewart is less sexy than Queen Latifah? Gooooooo fuck yourselves.
     
  2. tattered

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    Despite Kristin's inability to convey emotions on film I'd banger like a screen door in a tornado
     
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  3. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    I think they're talking about sex appeal. Which Kristen Stewart doesn't have. They're wrong about Lindsay Lohan though.
     
  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Yes she does. Not a lot, I'll admit, but to put her at the top of this list is ridiculous. She has more sex appeal than ANY fattie in Hollywood and damn near anyone over 40.

    Let me provide this bit of state's evidence:

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  5. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    I can think of a dozen actress over 40 that have more sex appeal than Kristen Stewart does.
     
  6. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    That ain't even human anymore.

    Edit: Seriously, I would fusk aisha tyler's dead head less body before that.
     
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  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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  9. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    As I said on Fark, she now looks like Droopy Dog.

    And she ways always a sammich away from crossing the threshold.
     
  10. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    So she was wearing a bag on her head for 15 minutes?
     
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  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    A very keen observation.
     
  12. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Go watch Donnie Darko and tell me you wouldn't fuck that Maggie.
     
  13. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    She was quite fuckable in Secretary as well. Again, I'll pillage Fark:

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  14. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Never said I wouldn't fuck her but her face resembles a Halloween mask.


    And fuck you BIV, you piece of shit. You ruined my whole day with that precious picture.
     
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  15. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I'd have to recommend three bags for banging her these days.
     
  16. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I still love Patrice's take on her from Batman.
     
  17. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Or one bag and a melon baller.



    Edit: it's a scooped out tits joke...might not have been obvious
     
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    [​IMG]

    That has to be one of the ugliest outfits ever.

    I thought Lucy Liu was really sexy in Lucky Number Slevin.
     
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  19. Lord Zero

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    I thought the same thing about Josh Hartnett. Still do.
     
  20. Lord Zero

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    Queen Latifah would probably be a better fuck.
     
  21. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    How would you know? :)

    And no, she wouldn't.
     
  22. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Throw Kirsten Dunst on that list.... Also they put Denise Richards on that list. What a bunch of queers. Am i the only one who remembers Denise Richards from Wild Things? That bitch was so smoking hot in that movie.
     
  23. Lord Zero

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    I objectively disagree, sir. Queen Latifah is a woman. Kristen Stewart is but a mere girl.
     
  24. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Queen Latifah would put a whole lotta ****** into it, she'd snap your spine and cock.
     
  25. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    She would just snap your spine. Fucking dike.
     

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