KyleDriver-like Spokane man kills spider with brass knuckles

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Spiders, drywall and brass knuckles don't mix

Author: Rob Kauder, Internet Content Manager, robk@kxly.com

SPOKANE, Wash. -

Many people have an irrational fear of spiders -- so irrational that they go to great lengths to get rid of them. Like a Spokane man, who decided to kill a spider in his bathroom by punching it with a set of brass knuckles.

YouTube user bignickbrother4, also known as Nick Runyan, a 2011 Mead High School graduate, posted the video Monday in which he discusses seeing "the most messed up thing" he's ever seen.

"I'm moving out of Spokane, not because of a job or anything, but because of spiders," Runyan said. "I found a spider in my bathroom and hands down it's the biggest spider I've ever seen."

He then proceeds to take the viewer on a trip down the hall where the spider -- and, granted, it’s a pretty big spider -- hangs on the wall next to the sink.

"I want to kill this thing," Runyan said.

In order to kill the spider you need the right tool for the job, so Runyan, with camera still rolling, heads to another room, saying, "Lets find a weapon."

Sure, there are plenty of different things that can be used to kill a spider. A wad of toilet paper and a quick flush down the toilet; a rolled-up newspaper; but Runyan decides, as he walks across the house to another room, to go for something a little less subtle: a set of brass knuckles.

This obviously doesn't bode well for the spider.

Runyan heads back to the bathroom, makes a fist, reels back and delivers a haymaker on the spider, then a second one for good measure.

It's only after the second punch that he stops, looking reflectively for several moments at the camera, and realizes that not only did he kill the spider, but also punched a fist-sized hole through the bathroom wall.

"I messed up," he concludes. "I just messed up."

The video ends with Runyan preparing to face the repercussions of his spider killing.

"Mom!"

Watch the video below.
 

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What a faggot.
 

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Rob Kauder is the Internet Content Manager for KXLY.com and has been a part of the KXLY 4 News team since 2005.
A graduate of Central Washington University with degrees in print journalism and history,

This is what journalism has become?
 

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This is what journalism has become?
It's pretty standard now. Just about every competent newsroom has an Internet Content Manager or someone that does the same thing under a different title.
 

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It's pretty standard now. Just about every competent newsroom has an Internet Content Manager or someone that does the same thing under a different title.
I more meant that covering the story of a video of a neckbeard punching a spider is "journalism".
 

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I more meant that covering the story of a video of a neckbeard punching a spider is "journalism".
Gots to get the easy clicks, son. Have to get them to the site somehow.
 

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What a sissy. He probably should have burned the whole house down to make sure the spider infestation is surely dead.
 

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Fuck WA overabundance of spiders. Burn the house to the ground.
 

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1. that's not news -- we got that covered
2. stupid neckbeard overreacts to a situation
3. that wasn't a goddamned haymaker - they were 2 pussyfag jabs at best.
 

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Anyone else notice him go from rosacea red to full blown tomato after damaging mothers bathroom.
 
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So the idiot is terrified of spiders but his best idea for killing one is to punch it? I think Mommy's little basement-dweller just wanted to show off how tough he by posting a video of his totally badass brass knuckles.
 

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1. that's not news -- we got that covered
2. stupid neckbeard overreacts to a situation
3. that wasn't a goddamned haymaker - they were 2 pussyfag jabs at best.
I just. It's just. What?
 

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We lived in Spokane when I was little, Dad was stationed there. Worst tumbleweeds you ever saw.
 

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We lived in Spokane when I was little, Dad was stationed there. Worst tumbleweeds you ever saw.
Yup, I grew up in the Tri-Cities. East Washington is cowboys and indians country.
 

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I thought tumbleweeds was a euphemism for burned out hippies.
No, no. The hippies are west of the mountains. Totally different world. You might as well compare California to Texas.
 

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No, no. The hippies are west of the mountains. Totally different world. You might as well compare California to Texas.
What's up with that anyway. Why would you drag a wagon train across the whole continent, lose twelve people on the way, and then stop a few days before making it to the ocean?