So my friend has been bragging all week about this giant LAN party he's going to. I don't fucking get those things. A bunch of nerds sitting around playing video games, drinking beer, and stuffing their faces until the sun comes up. Why the hell do people do this? First of all it's probably a bitch to unhook your computer and haul it somewhere, then you have to haul it back and hook it back up in your place. Wires all over the floor, entangling with the chords of other computers. Then there's the whole thing about staying up all night playing video games, possibly the same one for 12 fucking hours. The only game I've ever done that with is SWG, which is why it's probably a good thing that Sony ruined that game because I would probably still be playing that addicting thing. But seriously, who has the kind of energy and attention span to stay up all night playing computer games with your fat nerd friends? I'm a fucking dork, and I love video games, but I couldn't possibly bring myself to attend one of these things. Unless each chair comes equipped with its own hooker giving blowjobs all night, I'll pass. Wait a second...that's a pretty good idea... Anyway Just thought I'd share my thoughts on the subject.