Last Day to Vote for Patrick Clark, New York Bachelor Contestant

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Patrick Clark's Bio on Cosmopolitan

Name: Patrick Clark
Age: 29
Hometown: Manhattan
Cosmo Username: NEWYORKBACH07
Occupation: Stock trader
Personality profile: “I am loyal and sincere and definitely a people person.”
Family guy: “I’m close with my family and friends. They can always count on me.”
In his downtime: “I box, play baseball, and fish.”
Chick type he craves: “I tend to go for a woman who keeps herself in shape and knows how to loosen up and have a good time.”
Ideal first date: “I would take her to a Yankees game. It’s a little different than the typical dinner date, where I’d feel like I had to be on cue.”
Favorite female body part: “It’s impossible to choose one area. I appreciate the entire form!”
Dating deal breaker: “Talking about an ex. I don’t want to hear about him.”
Opposite-sex vex: “Why do girls tend to leave guys hanging for days before they call us back? If I show interest in a girl, she shouldn’t feel the need to wait.”
Vote for ESD's friend, Patrick Clark HERE
 

cal5000

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That guy sounds like a douche and a bore--which makes me almost hate him...

And he's ESDs friend? Fuck him, hes probably an overgrown, ignorant, mama's boy like dave.
 

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That guy sounds like a douche and a bore--which makes me almost hate him...

And he's ESDs friend? Fuck him, hes probably an overgrown, ignorant, mama's boy like dave.
You should listen to the referenced show before you make such conclusions.
 
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That guy sounds like a douche and a bore--which makes me almost hate him...

And he's ESDs friend? Fuck him, hes probably an overgrown, ignorant, mama's boy like dave.
yeah bore?, im sure the guy isnt on the website at 8:52 on a Thursday morning cal5000 you loser!

cal5000 should get a life!