Alright, I have a question about laundry. Anyone who's good with getting stains out help me out here. I have 2 shirts that have stains that are impossible to get out. You see, when I cook bacon, sometimes the grease gets a little jumpy. Some of the bacon grease got on my shirt this morning, which is the second time this has happened. The first shirt that got the grease stains is really bad, but the one I wore this morning just had a few small stains. My question. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THESE STAINS OUT? I've washed the first shirt at least 8 times, and I just got done washing this morning's shirt the second time, and the stains have not come out. They are both sort of dark shirts, so the stains basically show up like I spilled some water on the shirt, but the fucking stain won't go away. Any advice?