Lauren Wallace Fan Club

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I can't get enough of Lauren Wallace on those Geico commercials.
Third cousin once removed from Rusty Wallace.

He's the definition of cool.


I love how all he wants to do is put Rusty Wallace into the wall. Go Karts, Motor Boats, Shopping Carts, he's going into the wall.
The stupid Cavemen get a primetime show but Lauren Wallace doesn't?
I'm obsessed with this kid.



Is he really a Wallace?
 

Papagolash

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It'd be cool if you got the right guy, it's Kenny Wallace, not Rusty (although Rusty being the brother of Kenny, would still be 3rd cousin once removed)


Being a NASCAR fan and growing up having Rusty as my favorite driver, I love these commercials.


Oh and it's Warren, not Lauren
 
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I've read online since I wrote the stupid post that it's Lauren...
And I couldn't tell you what Wallace it was, I thought it was Rusty?

Isn't there a Mike too?
How many Wallaces drive cars?
 

Papagolash

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Hahaha I just realized I mentioned the wrong brother, it's Mike Wallace that drives the GEICO car. Hah we both suck.

But yea Rusty, Mike, and Kenny are all brothers.


aaannnnddd according to wiki it's warren, but on geico it's lauren..... I may just suck and need to go to bed. oy.

Who the hell names their son Lauren?
 

seeinred

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I thought his name was Loren. I actually know a dude with that name. And it is most certainly Mike Wallace.

"When it comes to Mike Wallace, the story ends with me puttin' him in the wall"
 
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Love these commercials. Especially the one where he keeps putting him in the wall. Damn funny stuff. I thought his name was Lorn Wallace. Like Lorn Michaels of SNL. As far as really being a Wallace I have no idea.
 

Redding

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the part of the commercial when hes putting Mike Wallaces electronic boat into the wall
 

Standby

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Nice! More people enjoy this commercial. The shopping cart into the wall on the freezer aisle is just hysterical.

"Poor guy... he has no idea..."
 

Hoagie

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It would be funnier if his name was Lorn Earhardt and he just kept crashing into the wall and dying. But they are mildly amusing as they are.
 

Chino Kapone

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It would be funnier if his name was Lorn Earhardt and he just kept crashing into the wall and dying. But they are mildly amusing as they are.
oh goodness......



funny commercials, i always get a good chuckle.
 
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You have to watch any of the 500 "Fox Sports" channels.
They play them 5 times an hour.

"What do you think of Mike Wallace and the Geico Chevrolet?"
"WHATEVER! He's out there selling car insurance... I'm out there to win"

By the way, here's a clip. http://youtube.com/watch?v=3of10ksI8kg&mode=related&search=
He definitely says his name with an "L" Either Lorn, or Lauren. No W, thought it's titled Warren.
What a controversy!
"There goes Lorn Wallace, greatest thing to ever climbed in to a race car"
 

Stormrider666

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I thought it was Oren Wallace. I get a chuckle out of commercials. "I'm a 100 miles away son, ready to strike"
 

ginaf20697

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Well if anyone wants to see the ads I'm sure they will be on plenty during Race Day on Speed starting in about 15 minutes.
 

gleet

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It's Lorne Michaels. Mike Wallace does the 60 Minutes show. All the names in this thread are reminding me of the scene in Hot Shots.