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Lead Singer of As I Lay Dying really htes his wife...

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Psychopath, May 8, 2013.

  1. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Whoops. EDIT: I can't fucking type correctly.
     
  2. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    Well looks like there wont be any Austrian Death Machine albums for a while
     
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  3. Mags

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    Why do these guys always try to hire undercover detectives to kill their wives? I mean, hire a hitman for fucks sake.
     
  4. Rash Rendering

    Rash Rendering Registered User

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    I know. It's like dude, the guy is just going to arrest you. AND he's probably not even gonna kill your wife first! Live and learn I guess.
     
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  5. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    it's like the cops just take out ads on craigslist that say "want a problem with someone 'solved'?" and they wait for the dummies.
     
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  6. whiskeyguy

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    Exactly. Undercover detectives are only good to buy drugs from and solicit for prostitution.
     
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  7. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I met them at some meet and greet thing right around the time they really started blowing up and the rest of the guys in the band were really fucking nice. Then I got to the end of the table and there was this fucking tampon dickface who thought who the fuck he was. Have fun taking it up the ass for the better part of the next decade, Timmy. You deserve it.
     
  8. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Real Christian beliefs on this guy.
     
  9. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Hes a cocksucker who goes out of his way to make sure people dont think he is religious anymore and it isnt the bands focus. Fuck him.
     
  10. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    I've never even heard of this band. On a side note, can you imagine hearing that you not only were marked for death by your spouse but if the idiot found a better way, could have pulled it off
     

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