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Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by BIV, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    What the fuck is up with Starbucks getting rid of the Chonga Bagel? That bagel was the yummiest of all yummy things. And no, that smaller, harder, not nearly as yummy "everything" bagel is NOT and adequate substitute for the greatness of a toasted chonga with cream cheese.

    Starbucks, I am disappoint. Go fuck yourselves. Fuck yourselves right in your mermaid fish ass.

    That is all.
     
  2. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Don't have those up here. Not sure how you could eat something that sounds like it came from Central Africa.
     
  3. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    White people problems.
     
  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You bet your ass. I'm a fancy white person and I deserve a fancy bagel.
     
  5. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    That is true. White people problems tend to be more 'Fluffy' than black people problems such as "Where'ma git mah nex fouteh an'a ho'. Yo der' be summun' wif summin' I wan'. Gibs'me dat'."
     
  6. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    chumba wumba mocha chata faga latte womba lamba filla choca caca
     
  7. SuperGolfer

    SuperGolfer I got it from a negro

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    Yes, and served by a black person.

    At least they have those little mini vanilla donuts. And that vanilla bean macchiato. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
     
  8. JoeFromS.Jersey

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    fuck your chonga bagel....we all know it wasn't born in the US....errr....blech


    seriously though, the Cinnamon Crunch bagel at Panera Bread is the best bagel ever created
     
  9. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Be a man and go to Dunkin, ya pantywaists.
     
  10. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Not to get all food region diva-ish but if you live in Seattle you havent had a decent bagel. But you are also going to Starbucks so Im guessing you really dont give a shit about the quality of bagel or coffee.
     
  11. Aaron Burrito

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    And all this time I thought you were a guy. Silly me.
     
  12. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    fixed :action-sm
     
  13. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    We don't have dunkin. Hell, we only have four Krispy Kremes in the entire Puget Sound.

    1. I don't get their nasty ass coffee unless I am desperate.
    2. It's the only thing around my work that opens at 6:00 a.m..
    3. It's in my building and i don't have time between reports to take two elevator banks and run to another building to get food.
    4. The Chonga bagel was fucking delicious.

    I also found out today that only the Puget Sound stores carried them, so that's likely why they were booted.
     
  14. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    Hold the phone...

    They have little vanilla donuts?
     
  15. CousinDave

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    Are they like the mini chocolate donuts but only vanilla
     
  16. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    What a bunch of fairies.
     
  17. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    What the fuck are "faries?"
     
  18. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    Well shit.

    I never liked Starbucks until I discovered their black tea Arnold Palmer.

    I still haven't figured out their bullshit sizes though. Completely cliche I know, but what the fuck.
     
  19. Party Rooster

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    People who bitch about Starbucks baked goods on the internet. :action-sm
     
  20. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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  21. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Why is this in CE?
     
  22. SuperGolfer

    SuperGolfer I got it from a negro

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    this is hard hitting news!!!
     
  23. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Please refer yourself to the "Mean Cusine" section for dick jokes from now on.
     
  24. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Starbucks bagels, I bet you consider McDonalds hamburgers as actual hamburgers.

     

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