Lilly's List of The Asexual Monkeys

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Lilly's List of The Asexual Monkeys
  1. Fez
  2. Black Earl
  3. East Side Dave - till 2007
  4. Nico
  5. Velvet Underground
  6. Sheepy
  7. Stalker Patti
  8. [flipV]Big A - removed [/flipV]
 

Garyisajoke

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Fez stripped down to a g-string and grinded on a stripper pole to Shania Twain, turning on men and women alike the other night. If that's not sexual enough for you, I don't know what to say.

And whoever called in and said Earl was homosexual, not asexual - DING DING DING!
 

moochcassidy

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so the remaining staff members/listeners that didnt slip it to her are asexual?

anyway didnt another intern do this gimmick the day before
 
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so what does this girl look like?
 
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LILLY

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so the remaining staff members/listeners that didnt slip it to her are asexual?
Yes, you're absolutely right. Earl, Dave, Pitz, Bx Johnny, Ron, Pepper, the entire O&A staff and also some of the Frank's Place guys. I've been really busy!

How about you let me worry about my personal life and you worry about yours.
 

BCH

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Yes, you're absolutely right. Earl, Dave, Pitz, Bx Johnny, Ron, Pepper, the entire O&A staff and also some of the Frank's Place guys. I've been really busy!

How about you let me worry about my personal life and you worry about yours.
Oh Dip!
 

Haeder

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When Asexual Monkey House rocks they rock without ass.
 

striker

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Yes, you're absolutely right. Earl, Dave, Pitz, Bx Johnny, Ron, Pepper, the entire O&A staff and also some of the Frank's Place guys. I've been really busy!

How about you let me worry about my personal life and you worry about yours.
Gotta love Lilly
 

MilkmanDan

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Yes, you're absolutely right. Earl, Dave, Pitz, Bx Johnny, Ron, Pepper, the entire O&A staff and also some of the Frank's Place guys. I've been really busy!

How about you let me worry about my personal life and you worry about yours.
Sniggity Snooch.

Just wanted to see the crazy hair.
 

Garyisajoke

I created FRED, fuckface. Show some respect.
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we should have a contest to find Lilly an appropriate sigpic. Anyone in?
 

moochcassidy

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Yes, you're absolutely right. Earl, Dave, Pitz, Bx Johnny, Ron, Pepper, the entire O&A staff and also some of the Frank's Place guys. I've been really busy!

How about you let me worry about my personal life and you worry about yours.

dunno if you noticed darlin, but your last few fucks have been kept anything but 'personal'.

everytime you ride another employee or listener we have to fuckin hear about it at length.
 
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Hi LILLY! Welcome to a world of pain...... :)

PS. Beanie is obsessed with the scrapbook! It came out fucking amazing!! Thank you.
 

LiddyRules

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Goober

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Does anyone else think the term 'Asexual Monkey' is a little inappropriate?
 
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LILLY
New Wackbagger

Join Date: May-07
Posts: 2

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2 posts?

Gonna be a short recap by ESD in a few.




Edit - Ron made it work of course.
 

Garyisajoke

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it's quality, not quantity and mooch beat her down.
 

rachacha

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We all have to listen to who she's banged or cockteased. Goddamn Earl was ready to off himself over her.

Unfortunately Ronnie B talked him off the ledge instead of letting him take a sailors dive off the roof and give this show a major improvement.

back to my point I don't know any of you at all and I know about who's she banging and stringing along so it can't be all that personal of a personal life