Lindsay Lohan Found Unconscious!!!

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MARINA DEL REY, Calif. (KABC) -- Lindsay Lohan has been transported to a hospital after she was found unconscious in a hotel room, Eyewitness News has learned.

The Los Angeles County Fire Department got the report at about 10:15 a.m. Friday. The actress was found unconscious in the penthouse of the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Marina del Rey.

The "Mean Girls" star is currently filming a movie in the area.

DEVELOPING...We will add more details to this report as they become available.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/entertainment&id=8702905

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fletcher

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Fail. Come on, reaper, catch up already!
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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#4
Did someone take a poke to be sure? "whaa"
 

LiddyRules

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#5
This makes her sexier to me.
 

samurai

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#7
Over the last several years, I thought she was always found unconscious.
 

Yesterdays Hero

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#9
Does she still look like a mess I'd rather not stick my hog into (would if I had to) or did she get herself into looking pre-mess shape.

A little upset she wasn't found dead.
 

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Can't tell you how many calls I have been on that were for an "unresponsive patient" and the person was sleeping. Had 2 where the family said the patient was cold to the touch and not breathing..both were breathing fine, had the windows open so the room was cool. Both woke up just fine, and were freaked when the coroner showed up.
 

lajikal

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Can't tell you how many calls I have been on that were for an "unresponsive patient" and the person was sleeping. Had 2 where the family said the patient was cold to the touch and not breathing..both were breathing fine, had the windows open so the room was cool. Both woke up just fine, and were freaked when the coroner showed up.
Lolz. That's a good prank to bound and gag someone under a sheet on a stretcher and have a couple people talking about how glad they are that that person is finally dead.
 

Party Rooster

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#13
Exhaustion? Grueling actress work? Is she playing a ditch digger in her new movie?
 
#17
I can only imagine how nasty she is in the sack. I'd violate every hole repeatedly. While alive, of course.
 
#20
I'd fuck her doggy style while maintaining eye contact with her grandma.
 

God Loves Fags

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#21
I don't know, pals, but I've never run a batch of my cum to her, never even been close. Have you guys? She just doesn't make me want to do a cummies.
 

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#23
If I found Lindsay Lohan unconscious, I'd totally touch a boobie. Respectfully, of course.
 
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