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Lindsay Lohan Found Unconscious!!!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Motor Head, Jun 15, 2012.

  1. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/entertainment&id=8702905

    Check your deathpools, kids!!!
     
  2. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Fail. Come on, reaper, catch up already!
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Did someone take a poke to be sure? "whaa"
     
  5. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    This makes her sexier to me.
     
  6. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    That statement could be misinterpreted.
     
  7. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    Over the last several years, I thought she was always found unconscious.
     
  8. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    Can't wait til the cunt is dead.
     
  9. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Does she still look like a mess I'd rather not stick my hog into (would if I had to) or did she get herself into looking pre-mess shape.

    A little upset she wasn't found dead.
     
  10. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    She calls this "Sunday Morning".
     
  11. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Can't tell you how many calls I have been on that were for an "unresponsive patient" and the person was sleeping. Had 2 where the family said the patient was cold to the touch and not breathing..both were breathing fine, had the windows open so the room was cool. Both woke up just fine, and were freaked when the coroner showed up.
     
  12. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Lolz. That's a good prank to bound and gag someone under a sheet on a stretcher and have a couple people talking about how glad they are that that person is finally dead.
     
  13. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Exhaustion? Grueling actress work? Is she playing a ditch digger in her new movie?
     
  14. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    No necros allowed on this forum
     
  15. SaltyDelights

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    Racist.
     
  16. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    she calls every morning sunday morning....you know, because she's too fucked up to know what day it is.....
     
  17. Don the Radio Guy

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    I can only imagine how nasty she is in the sack. I'd violate every hole repeatedly. While alive, of course.
     
  18. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    I'd give her a poke.
     
  20. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    I'd fuck her doggy style while maintaining eye contact with her grandma.
     
  21. God Loves Fags

    God Loves Fags A clear and dusty day in June

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    I don't know, pals, but I've never run a batch of my cum to her, never even been close. Have you guys? She just doesn't make me want to do a cummies.
     
  22. lockjaaaaww

    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    I stopped caring about her once she went blonde.
     
  23. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    If I found Lindsay Lohan unconscious, I'd totally touch a boobie. Respectfully, of course.
     

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