Lindsay Lohan = Playboy

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Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy -- TMZ has confirmed -- and LiLo don't strip for peanuts ... the spread will earn her almost a million dollars!

Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted ... ONE MILLION dollars ... to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).

We're told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price -- but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in ... but it's a good bet she'll be on the cover.

Lindsay's rep said, "I can neither confirm or deny at this time." Playboy didn't immediately respond to our email or phone call.

According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend -- which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties ... with getting nekkid.

Sweet, sweet multi-tasking.
 

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Should have done this five years ago and she probably would have gotten two million.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Now that she's busted & nobody cares what her muff looks like? Pass.
 

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Only Amy Winehouse fell harder and faster. Other than that; what's left to see? I'm waiting for the Lohan porn; which won't be too far behind since she can't get acting work.
 
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Guess that means no gaping pics.

Damn.
 
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I'm fucking game. She's hot. You're fucking gay if you don't agree.

Sorry to be that guy, but no apologies.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Then I must be ghey, because her days of hot are over. Dude, she literally looks like a crack whore.
 

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A mill from Playboy really isn't that much. They've offered
that to other stars.She could have gotten more years ago.

And yes, I'd still hit it.
 

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I don't really care about her being in Playboy, but of course I will fuck her. There is something hot about a girl like that who just completely fucked up at life.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Just so we all remember who we're talking about here:



She looks great when she's dolled up, but she looks like my ass when she's letting it all hang.

(And might I add, this was when she was out doing a public appearance, so she thought she looked good there.)
 

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I'm fucking game. She's hot. You're fucking gay if you don't agree.

Sorry to be that guy, but no apologies.
Just so we all remember who we're talking about here:



She looks great when she's dolled up, but she looks like my ass when she's letting it all hang.

(And might I add, this was when she was out doing a public appearance, so she thought she looked good there.)
Awaiting a rebuttal from Voss' Tumor, as he just got Faced.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Thankfully, Playboy fully embraces airbrushing and other Photoshop trickery's to fool us of the harsh reality.
 

Cybouncer

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She's hot but what's the big get?

She's had shots of her tits & gash all over the net for years now. It will be like every other celeb spread in Playboy. Some tit shots & the hint of a shaved snatch, definitely no lippage. Hardly worth close to a Million.
 

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Thankfully, Playboy fully embraces airbrushing and other Photoshop trickery's to fool us of the harsh reality.
Industrial Light & Magic, Inc better book some time on the Cray supercomputer for this job.
 

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I'll look for high-quality scans of it. I'd still fuck her, but that's definitely a double-bagger
 
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Then I must be ghey, because her days of hot are over. Dude, she literally looks like a crack whore.
You've apparently never had a severe daddy-issued chick in the sack. Holy fuck, it's like seeing the sunrise over a planet no one's ever seen before.
 

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You've apparently never had a severe daddy-issued chick in the sack. Holy fuck, it's like seeing the sunrise over a planet no one's ever seen before.
Probably Uranus.



Rim shot...get it?
 

Yesterdays Hero

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You've apparently never had a severe daddy-issued chick in the sack. Holy fuck, it's like seeing the sunrise over a planet no one's ever seen before.
Well, I suppose some enjoy tonguing someone with Meth Mouth. As long as you're pleased with how she looks right now, the power to you VT.
 

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I hope they dont PS the house arrest ankle bracelet out.
 

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Hope she does it with her Ginger hair and not that shitty bleach blonde crap.
 
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Well, I suppose some enjoy tonguing someone with Meth Mouth. As long as you're pleased with how she looks right now, the power to you VT.
How is that meth mouth? She looks like she smokes two packs of day and needs a cleaning.

I was raking the other day and got a blister on my hand, I hope it's not leprosy.