Line of the day goes to Cowbell Bill

MAVRIC305

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Since you are on the board right now, I just thought I'd let you know I laughed my ass of on this line: "If blind Matt took out his glass eye and rolled it under the womens bathroom stall, could he be arrested?" <--Or something to that effect. LOL, That shit was hysterical man. Don't think those lines go unheard. :D
 

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today's show was solid. I really thought it was funny when the stripper asked if that's all john was packing.
 

MAVRIC305

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Poor John. You do know the stripper was big butt Mendi right? NOOOOOOOOooooooo. Jesus just thinking of her big, fat, pimpley ass on my face. Yuck!! :mad:

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metallica22

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i knew there was something funny about mendy. When ant said that the only wood mendy can feel is the foot of the chair. and at the end of the show they brought more gooder strippers
 
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I really wish I was in for blind boxing. I had a ton of em.
 

MAVRIC305

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Give us alittle sample Bill. I want to hear some eye poppers. Gak gak gak. ;)
 
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Speaking of Mendi, is she moving to FLA so that they could throw her into the Shark filled waters so that they could fill up on her fat and stop biting swimmers, & she'll have gotten free Lipo????

DR. Buster Hymen
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