Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman arrested for subverting college entrance quotas

Creasy Bear

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#53
Well, you know, if a black person did this, they'd be put away for life or something...
Be quiet, you.

Anywho, the two celebrity moms, whastshurfaces, are done. Career suicide. No more crappy Hallmark or Lifetime movies for them. Hollywood will throw them on the trash heap for virtue signalling points.

The question is, how about their little tramps? The Instathots who were on a yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal hit.

I don't even know how this "social media influencer" shit works, because I'm a simple caveman who fell asleep on some ice. It actually wouldn't surprise me a bit if the career of an Instagram shilling bimbo were to take off after after a scandal like this., but I seriously have no idea what will happen.

The little trollop was right. She didn't want to go to college, she didn't need to go to college, and she would've been a little filthy rich bitch without college.

Her dumb mother went and fucked it all up for some seriously stupid ass "Hollywood elite" reasons.
 

SKEPTIC

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#55
Be quiet, you.

Anywho, the two celebrity moms, whastshurfaces, are done. Career suicide. No more crappy Hallmark or Lifetime movies for them. Hollywood will throw them on the trash heap for virtue signalling points.

The question is, how about their little tramps? The Instathots who were on a yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal hit.

I don't even know how this "social media influencer" shit works, because I'm a simple caveman who fell asleep on some ice. It actually wouldn't surprise me a bit if the career of an Instagram shilling bimbo were to take off after after a scandal like this., but I seriously have no idea what will happen.

The little trollop was right. She didn't want to go to college, she didn't need to go to college, and she would've been a little filthy rich bitch without college.

Her dumb mother went and fucked it all up for some seriously stupid ass "Hollywood elite" reasons.
I read that the standard they (the colleges) are using is that if they kids knew about it, then they'll be expelled.
 

Creasy Bear

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#58
My liberal friends have been posting a silly meme about how "there are black and brown parents sitting in prison for lying about what school district they live in"

1) Bullshit
2) show me.
The only example I could find was one negress who did nine days in jail and was placed on a few years of probation for it. That's the only example of actual jail time for "school theft" I could find. Most are just fines and probation.

Their kids got 10s of thousands of dollars worth of education that they paid zero taxes for. I'd say a week in jail, some probation, and piddling fines was a pretty good deal.

Meanwhile, let's watch as these "privileged" white people get put through the ringer for the college scams they committed.
 
#60
Remember. Sentencing is based on how hot a women is. Macey's wife will do hard time, Aunt Becky will get an orange vest and pick up road trash.
 
#61
Be quiet, you.

Anywho, the two celebrity moms, whastshurfaces, are done. Career suicide. No more crappy Hallmark or Lifetime movies for them. Hollywood will throw them on the trash heap for virtue signalling points.

The question is, how about their little tramps? The Instathots who were on a yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal hit.

I don't even know how this "social media influencer" shit works, because I'm a simple caveman who fell asleep on some ice. It actually wouldn't surprise me a bit if the career of an Instagram shilling bimbo were to take off after after a scandal like this., but I seriously have no idea what will happen.

The little trollop was right. She didn't want to go to college, she didn't need to go to college, and she would've been a little filthy rich bitch without college.

Her dumb mother went and fucked it all up for some seriously stupid ass "Hollywood elite" reasons.
Be doing porn by years end.
 
#65
Beavis & Butthead gif.

Giannulli was spending spring break in the Bahamas on a top USC official's yacht when federal authorities announced indictments in the scheme Tuesday.

Giannulli was on Rick Caruso's luxury yacht with his daughter Gianna, with whom she has been friends with for years, Caruso told NBC News.
 

Stig

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#66
My liberal friends have been posting a silly meme about how "there are black and brown parents sitting in prison for lying about what school district they live in"

1) Bullshit
2) show me.
I agree. That's just the shit you hear every time a white person doesn't get the death penalty for parking tickets.
 

Stig

The Star of Wackbag. Without me, you have nothing.
#67
Be quiet, you.

Anywho, the two celebrity moms, whastshurfaces, are done. Career suicide. No more crappy Hallmark or Lifetime movies for them. Hollywood will throw them on the trash heap for virtue signalling points.

The question is, how about their little tramps? The Instathots who were on a yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal hit.

I don't even know how this "social media influencer" shit works, because I'm a simple caveman who fell asleep on some ice. It actually wouldn't surprise me a bit if the career of an Instagram shilling bimbo were to take off after after a scandal like this., but I seriously have no idea what will happen.

The little trollop was right. She didn't want to go to college, she didn't need to go to college, and she would've been a little filthy rich bitch without college.

Her dumb mother went and fucked it all up for some seriously stupid ass "Hollywood elite" reasons.
You need to realign your sarcasm gland, sir. :action-sm
 

SKEPTIC

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#68
I read that the standard they (the colleges) are using is that if they kids knew about it, then they'll be expelled.
As for what USC will do with the students whose parents got them into the school via bribery, well-connected sources tell us the students will not all be evaluated the same way. We're told if the students knew they were admitted because of bribes, they will be expelled. If they were in the dark, the University will evaluate all of the circumstances and the decisions will be student-specific.
https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/13/college-bribery-scandal-triggers-nervous-rich-parents-usc/

see also:

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-usc-ucla-college-admissions-scandal-20190314-story.html
 
#72
Aunt Becky canned by Hallmark. I don’t really give a shit other that it’s an infuriating double standard that she gets axed days after being charged with doing what has been almost certainly going in since the dawn of acedemia while needs some heavier loafers Smollett is still employed for allegedly trying to smear half the nation.
 

Pigdango

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#73
Aunt Becky canned by Hallmark. I don’t really give a shit other that it’s an infuriating double standard that she gets axed days after being charged with doing what has been almost certainly going in since the dawn of acedemia while needs some heavier loafers Smollett is still employed for allegedly trying to smear half the nation.
He was suspended for the last few episodes of this season. The only reason they haven’t announced he’s fired yet is they don’t have to because they are on hiatus. But he’s fired.
 

Begbie

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#75
Doesn’t matter, if the standard was equal, he’d be shitcanned by now.
Yeah, Roseanne's show was technically in hiatus also, and she was canned within hours...over a fuckin tweet. ABC made damn well sure she was publicly shamed while the tweet was still fresh....because #OrangeManBad.
 
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