Lostprophets Singer Arrested for....

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Trying to **** a one-year old and possessing "extreme" animal porn...

LONDON -- The lead singer of British rock band Lostprophets appeared in court Wednesday charged with child sex offenses including conspiring with a woman to **** a 1-year-old girl.
Prosecutors said Ian Watkins also is accused of conspiring to engage in sexual touching with two children; possessing, making and distributing indecent images; and possessing "extreme" animal pornography.
The 35-year-old singer wore a black hooded top and appeared tired during the hearing in the Welsh capital, Cardiff.
Defense lawyer Tom Crowther said Watkins would deny all charges and requested bail, saying his client's celebrity status could help to enforce bail conditions.
But magistrate Alan Knight ordered the singer detained until his next hearing Dec. 31.
South Wales Police said that Watkins, from the Welsh town of Pontypridd, was arrested Monday and charged Tuesday with "conspiracy to engage in sexual activity with a female under 13 and possession/distribution of indecent images of children."
Two women, aged 20 and 24, have been charged with related offenses and were also denied bail.
The hard rock band was formed in Wales in 1997 and had a chart-topping British album in 2006 with "Liberation Transmission."
 

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What is it with Brit rockers and children?
 

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Prosecutors said Ian Watkins also is accused of conspiring to engage in sexual touching with two children; possessing, making and distributing indecent images; and possessing "extreme" animal pornography.
He should have called Norton's advice show, Jimmy would have a field day with this lunatic.
 

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I guessed fucking a dog and kiddie porn because I knew the band was British. Those brits and their doggies and their kiddies.
 

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Just makes you want to fuck a baby and/or animals.


Wait, does "extreme animal porn" mean that the porn is extreme or the animals? Like is it tender loving sex with a cyborg tiger with machine gun nacells that come out of his torso?
 

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Just makes you want to fuck a baby and/or animals.


Wait, does "extreme animal porn" mean that the porn is extreme or the animals? Like is it tender loving sex with a cyborg tiger with machine gun nacells that come out of his torso?
I think it's more like Jason Ellis fucking a lion with shitting dick nipples. In the ass.
 

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Dude... WTF?

Lostprophets has some really good numetal songs. One of my favorite bands for a long time.... If any of this is true, that's really fucked up.
 

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Pete Townshend just lost his trophy for Best Rock N Roll Pedophile Story.
 

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charged with child sex offenses including conspiring with a woman to **** a 1-year-old girl.
was the baby that difficult to sneak up on that they needed to conspire?
 
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About a year or so ago, the singer tweeted a clip of Jim Jefferies talking about not believing in God. I wonder is he saw the bit about being talented enough to fuck a kid and thought, "I think I am."
 

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I bet they are going to have some lost profits now, wocka wocka.
 

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It's not entirely inaccurate, he got 29 years in prison and 6 years on extended license/probation.


I'm glad I pirated their shit.
Ironic, since he was looking to pirate some shit himself.