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Lunch lady had public sex with minor at party

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Sep 2, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.denverpost.com/breakingn...public-sex-minor-at-party?utm_medium=facebook
     
  2. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    From the pic in the OP's post, I say not guilty.
     
  3. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    She does have the crazy eyes though.
     
  4. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ

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    This is a woman to be respected and emulated, not arrested. #biggerherothanMLK
     
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  5. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    Lucky kid
     
  6. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    A Lunchlady does not equate to a schoolteacher, sirs.
     
  7. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I was fed by the classic lunch ladies... fat, blue-haired, wrinkled, very old, not friendly. At no point in my boner an hour school career did I swell up for any of them. This one rates an 11 compared to mine.
     
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  8. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    I fucked a high school chick out of that area. She was more lunch lady than her though.
     
  9. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    "Sexual assault on a minor"? The age of consent in Colorado is 17. I can't imagine anyone would consider a lunch lady to be in a position of trust. So what's the problem? Was he so drunk that he couldn't give legal consent? She should be getting a slap on the wrist for providing alcohol to minors and that's it.
     
  10. f kane

    f kane Known Traffic Menace

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    Me too. Just going by the headline, I had this picture in mind:

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  11. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    box lunch...
     
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  12. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Busybody fatties upholding the morals of the Community.
     
  13. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Today's lunch: Fish taco
     
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  14. ironman25dc

    ironman25dc A Smug Cunt Who Loves The Cock

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    Good points as always @Hog's Big Ben Age of consent are simply inconvenient facts which get in the way of sensationalizing a "news" story.

    Thank goodness that she didn't have sex with that boy a year ago in the States of Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia where the Age of Consent is 16 and would have been perfectly legal.

    If she wants to have sex with a 17 year old, she should know better and do it in the States of Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, New Mexico, New York, Texas, Wyoming where it is legal.

    And if she wants to have sex with a 13 year old, she should have moved to Spain where it is perfectly legal as long as she doesn't use deceit in gaining the consent.
     
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  15. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Sorry to get completely off topic, but does anyone have lodging advice for Barcelona? :action-sm
     
  16. ironman25dc

    ironman25dc A Smug Cunt Who Loves The Cock

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    OMG that literally made me laugh out loud.
     
  17. Reaper G

    Reaper G POW# 126

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    Everybody gets laid down here in Lunchlady Land.
     
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  18. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    The affidavit refers to the 17-year-old boy by his street name, "Sloppy Joe".
     
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  19. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    Want a travel companion? Seperate rooms of course. Dont want the jbs gossiping with each other when they should be drinking from our mules or fixing us a sammich
     
  20. Aftermath

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    HEH, WHERE WERE THESE WOMEN WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL!? RIGHT GUYS!? RIGHT!!!??? HEH.
     
  21. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    The city, or the planet?
     
  22. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    Prices are actually really good right now to fly to Spain

    http://www.travelocity.com
     

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