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Machete Kills

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by BIV, Apr 24, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    First one was great. Looking forward to this.

    http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2012/04/mel-gibson-really-will-be-in-machete-kil.php
     
  2. Neon

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    Breaking News: Sequel renamed "Machete Kills Jews."
     
  3. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Oh please let Mel's character have to fight a pack of ******.
     
  4. Dikbag

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    I need to watch Machete again, I didn't like it the first time. watching it I would really be into it, then something way over the top would happen and completely take me out of it. like swinging in the window by someones intestines. yes I understand it was supposed to be that way but those moments were too far apart. I'd be completely immersed in the movie then it was suddenly silly. I think I'd enjoy it more the second time knowing what I'm in for, but I think it would have been a better movie if they could have maintained suspension of disbelief. The ending was just a Blazing Saddles didn't know how to end this shit clusterfuck.
     
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    Machete suffered from the same problem as a lot of modern "grindhouse" homage movies- it overplayed the joke.
     
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    I still can't remember if I've seen it or not. I guess that means if I did, it didn't have much of an impact on me.
     
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    I was pissed when I found out that Jessica Alba's shower scene was CGI. :(
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  8. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    This is what wrote after I saw it:

    Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba are indeed looking quite fine in this film.

    Even though her role in the film was unnecessary, Lindsay Lohan still looks good despite being a coke whore. However, I'm not convinced that was her showing her tits. But the actress playing her mom in the film, had a nice set of tits on her.

    I thought Steven Segal did a pretty good job in the movie.

    I know many people are going to have a problem with the illegal immigration part of the film. I didn't have a problem with it until Jessica Alba's speech.

    Overall, I thought it was a pretty decent film.

    Parody, No. Tribute, I'll say yes. It was very much like Planet Terror and Death Proof. The only difference is I actually enjoyed Machete.
     
  9. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I fucking hate actresses that wont get nude but still do nude scenes. And she is one of the worst offenders. Either get naked or don't take the part, cunt.
     
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    I thought the first one worked much better as a trailer attached to Planet Terror than an actual film. Got quite bored with it. Alba is annoying about nudity. I remember reading she used to be a part of a really strict church so that morality is probably still in her somewhere.
     
  11. LilJimmyRbinson

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    She's horrible with that shit. You can't half ass shit like that and Sin City. Were they both gratuitous nude scenes? Yep, but you knew that going in so like Biv said, dont' take the part. It's not like people hire Jessica Alba for her acting chops.
     
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    I would! Have you seen her in "Love Boat the next wave"? One for the ages.
     
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    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    he plays a chef and his catchphrase is "WHO WANTS TO EAT?!?! WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT!?!?!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!!!!!"
     
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    Alexa Vega (spy kids) as Killjoy [​IMG]
    Lordy she done grown up!!!!
     
  15. frankjg

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    But is that a sensible outfit for her line of work?
     
  16. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You're right, too encumbering.
     
  17. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    greatest movie poster ever
     
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    mother of god
     
  20. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I just watched Machete again. Few things make me happier than knowing Machete Kills is on the way.
     
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    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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