'Major Movie Star' - Steve Guttenberg's comeback??

Simby19

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The latest turd from Jessica Simpson:

trailer: [media]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3faob_master_shortfilms[/media]




How could it go wrong with Cheri Oteri and Steve Guttenberg providing all of the acting talent!? Mark my words - Steve Guttenberg is BACK.








....and he's better than ever. LINGER LONGER!!
 

BigTony

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Jessica Simpleton IS the Retarded Private Benjamin..... NOW with MORE Steve Gutenberg!
 

jagsfans

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The latest turd from Jessica Simpson:
....and he's better than ever. LINGER LONGER!!
How could it go wrong with Cheri Oteri and Steve Guttenberg providing all of the acting talent!? Mark my words - Steve Guttenberg is BACK.

Excuse me but did anyone see "The Gutte's" performance as the Mayor on Veronica Mars? Brilliant.
 

silentbob8201

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From the Award Winning Director of Friday the 13th part 2, Friday the 13th Part 3, Day of the Dead (2007), "the classic fish out of water film" Soul Man, House,Warlock , Halloween H20 , and of course My Father the Hero. ugh Steve Miner is a douche
 

MiLennyM

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Where are Gutte's eyebrows?? He looks freaky.

Oh, and the only thing missing from this movie...Dane Cook
 

Southtown

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That movie will will razzies apleanty.

That said I would still like to have sex with Jessica for a couple weeks.
 

Stormrider666

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I keep waiting for the day when Guttenberg takes his turn on Law and Order: SVU, as the next actor from the 1980s to play a kiddie toucher.
 

Steam

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That's a trailer for a movie? I was too busy rubbing one out to Jessica Simpson to notice.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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im in the wrong business
 

weakside

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Mark my words, that piece of crap will go down as one of the worst movies ever made.

I am putting the over/under for Rotten Tomatoes at 15%.
 

MiLennyM

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I keep waiting for the day when Guttenberg takes his turn on Law and Order: SVU, as the next actor from the 1980s to play a kiddie toucher.
Right series, wrong show. He was just on last weeks Law and Order: Criminal Intent as a murder suspect.