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MAV

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Bagel Lord said:
Think of it this way, easyclean up if you cum, but not recommended if you actually have a big cock
definately not recommended.

but the fact remains.... a blender and your own cock should never be two things that are less than 2 feet from each other. let alone putting your cock IN a blender.
 

poppAwoody

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May 23, 2006
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#6
I dont get it? How does that feel similar to the warm wet place I am used to?
 
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I would NEVER put my dick in ANYTHING with rotating blades, even if they were just at the bottom of the blender.

Holy shit, what's wrong with jerking off?
 

mikeybot

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Joe Avezzano said:
So did he cum or what!?

No homo.
[Brodie]
Jesus man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
[\Brodie]
 

Joe Avezzano

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mikeybot said:
[Brodie]
Jesus man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
[\Brodie]
Nice, I was hoping someone got that reference.
 

cigarsandscotch

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#13
He may not have much of a dick, but he's got a lot more balls than any of us. There is no way I would ever put my dick in a blender....not even if it was unplugged.
 

CM Mark

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#14
cigarsandscotch said:
He may not have much of a dick, but he's got a lot more balls than any of us. There is no way I would ever put my dick in a blender....not even if it was unplugged.
QFT
 

THE FEZ MAN

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BigDickGuzinya said:
Don't borrow anyones blender!
i was thinkng that the pina coladas at the next party were going to have a little wang in them:haha7: