Man, 67, claims he drank 60 beers before raping son's prom date

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Man, 67, claims he drank 60 beers before raping son's prom date

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 10:23 AM




SAN ANTONIO (AP) — A 67-year-old man has been sentenced to decades in prison for raping his son's prom date.

Ismael Cruz claimed to have consumed more than 60 beers on the night of his son's prom in May 2012. The son's date, 19 at the time, told police she had fallen asleep at his home after an evening of drinking. She woke at some point in the night to find her dress partially removed and Cruz on top of her

Cruz was sentenced Monday to 35 years in prison for the ****. He faced a minimum sentence of 25 years because of two prior convictions for driving while intoxicated.



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Damn... he's 67 and he can still get it rapin' hard after 60 beers.

The old coot's a rock star.
 

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Guy should get involuntary **** at the most.
 

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67 with a 19 year old son? Madman.
 
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Vittles seasoned, Corona #60, going to stick my dick in whoever that is on the couch...
 

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Fibber. 60 seems too much. Most people would nail a 19 yr old after 0 beers.
 

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Vittles seasoned, Corona #60, going to stick my dick in whoever that is on the couch...
That is really funny. i feel like I'm missing a reference, but it's still really funny.
 

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That is really funny. i feel like I'm missing a reference, but it's still really funny.
Its a bit inside.

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Vittles seasoned, Corona #60, going to stick my dick in whoever that is on the couch...
God dammit thats fucking funny. I am grudgingly giving you a like outside the jailbait thread
 

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This guy must of been drinking coors light to need to drink 60 beers to get drunk. I drank 48 of them playing beer pong and I was damn near sober. That or I might have a problem