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Man, 67, claims he drank 60 beers before raping son's prom date

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  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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  2. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    60 beers? Glenn Dandy is mildly impressed.
     
  3. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    I could do it in less than 30.
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Sloppy seconds shouldn't get you that much time.
     
  5. Creasy Bear

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    Damn... he's 67 and he can still get it rapin' hard after 60 beers.

    The old coot's a rock star.
     
  6. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 Sailing into the Danger Zone...
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    I'm jealous.
     
  7. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Guy should get involuntary **** at the most.
     
  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Of the girl? :action-sm
     
  9. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ

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    67 with a 19 year old son? Madman.
     
  10. gorram

    gorram ;)

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    Vittles seasoned, Corona #60, going to stick my dick in whoever that is on the couch...
     
  11. mrbucket75

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    Fibber. 60 seems too much. Most people would nail a 19 yr old after 0 beers.
     
  12. Nick the Pig

    Nick the Pig Scraping a dull comment across your tender eyeball

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    Nobody likes a show off.


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    That's the definition of adding insult to injury.
     
  13. Haeder

    Haeder South Dakota

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    Holy fuck is that funny.
     
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  14. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    The man is a beast. 67 yrs old, 60 (?) beers and can still get it up? That's not rpae, that's and achievement award
     
  15. whiskeyguy

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    Fixed.
     
  16. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Her whites in the wash, 2nd rinse selected for stains.
     
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  17. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I hate giving you likes because of your ratio but god damn that cracked me up.
     
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  18. Absolutely

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    Cool humble-brag
     
  19. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    That is really funny. i feel like I'm missing a reference, but it's still really funny.
     
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  20. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Its a bit inside.

    Check the WDT thread from time to time
     
  21. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Ooo, That thread frightened and confused me.
     
  22. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    Do I hear 29?
     
  23. tattered

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    God dammit thats fucking funny. I am grudgingly giving you a like outside the jailbait thread
     
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  24. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 Sailing into the Danger Zone...
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    Very good sir.

    I take my hand off to you. [​IMG]
     
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  25. tattered

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    This guy must of been drinking coors light to need to drink 60 beers to get drunk. I drank 48 of them playing beer pong and I was damn near sober. That or I might have a problem
     

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