Man Allegedly Impersonated Cop And Urinated In Kid's Hat

Dec 8, 2004
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Joseph Hannah, 34, is accused of impersonating an officer in Albuquerque.

A man pretending to be an undercover police officer harassed a group of teenagers and pulled over women to flirt with them, according to a New Mexico sheriff, according to KRQE.

Joseph Hannah, 32, allegedly had flashing lights on top of his Mustang when he stopped near an Albuquerque front yard where four teenagers played ball last night.

One of the teens said that Hannah yelled that he could shoot them, according to KOB. While brandishing a gun, he demanded a hat belonging to Scot Ingle, 15, and then urinated in it.

"He showed me a badge and a gun so I bought it," Ingle told KRQE. "He's got the gun and he tells me to give me your hat, so you know I take it off and give it to him and he just pees on my hat."

Driving with the white lights flashing on top of his car, Hannah also pulled over a woman. He told her he was an undercover narcotics officer, according to KOB, and said she was good-looking. KRQE said he pulled over a second woman and hit on her too.

Deputies from the Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office caught Hannah, because his Mustang had the vanity license plate "PUNISHR."

He was charged with impersonating an officer and false imprisonment. Bond was set at $250,000, according to information on the sheriff's office website.

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Now that's an attention getter...
 

whiskeyguy

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Pulling the gun is a little much, but otherwise this guy is hilarious.
 

DrewDown

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Kit-kat club?

You're a couple of very beautiful girls, you know that?

Show me that mouth.
 

Haeder

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Fuuuuuuck yeah! I'm gonna pretend I'm a cop with my flashy, whirly light. Then I'm gonna take a whizz in the cap of some dopey kid. Now, I'm gonna pull over a chick and hit on her. Hell. Might as well do it twice. "Pardon me, miss....boobs."

Damage done: piss hat, two agitated ladies.

I [heart] this guy.
 

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God i would love to see the look on the kid's face as this guy pissed into his stupid hat.
 

Haeder

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God i would love to see the look on the kid's face as this guy pissed into his stupid hat.
MooooooooooooommmmmmmmMMMMMM!!!

There wuz this cop. And he told me he would shoot me. And he took my new cap. And he peed in my new cap. And then he drove away in a Mustang. And it was yellow.
 

gleet

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MooooooooooooommmmmmmmMMMMMM!!!

There wuz this cop. And he told me he would shoot me. And he took my new cap. And he peed in my new cap. And then he drove away in a Mustang. And it was yellow.
Have you been playing with Yimmy again? I told you to leave if Yimmy shows up. That boy ain't right.
 

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Deputies from the Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office caught Hannah, because his Mustang had the vanity license plate "PUNISHR."
Hope they next one reads: MAROON.
 
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Driving with the white lights flashing on top of his car,
If you think cops have white flashing lights you deserve to have your hat pissed in.