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Man Allegedly Impersonated Cop And Urinated In Kid's Hat

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Apr 26, 2012.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Now that's an attention getter...
     
  2. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Pulling the gun is a little much, but otherwise this guy is hilarious.
     
  3. DrewDown

    DrewDown All are welcome

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    Kit-kat club?

    You're a couple of very beautiful girls, you know that?

    Show me that mouth.
     
  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I like the cut of his jib.
     
  5. Haeder

    Haeder South Dakota

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    Fuuuuuuck yeah! I'm gonna pretend I'm a cop with my flashy, whirly light. Then I'm gonna take a whizz in the cap of some dopey kid. Now, I'm gonna pull over a chick and hit on her. Hell. Might as well do it twice. "Pardon me, miss....boobs."

    Damage done: piss hat, two agitated ladies.

    I [heart] this guy.
     
  6. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    this guy fucking rules!
     
  7. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    God i would love to see the look on the kid's face as this guy pissed into his stupid hat.
     
  8. Haeder

    Haeder South Dakota

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    MooooooooooooommmmmmmmMMMMMM!!!

    There wuz this cop. And he told me he would shoot me. And he took my new cap. And he peed in my new cap. And then he drove away in a Mustang. And it was yellow.
     
  9. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Have you been playing with Yimmy again? I told you to leave if Yimmy shows up. That boy ain't right.
     
  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Hope they next one reads: MAROON.
     
  12. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    He was doing a Motor Head impression. :action-sm
     
  13. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    Ha, MH really hates hats.
     
  14. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Holy shit, I want video of him pissing in that hat. I laughed my ass off at that. He must of really hated that hat.
     
  15. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Somehow I don't think he had a dash cam...
     
  16. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    We could take up a collection for the maroon.
     
  17. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I was actually hoping one of the kids recorded it on his phone.
     
  18. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Jambi

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    If you think cops have white flashing lights you deserve to have your hat pissed in.
     
  20. Motor Head

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    You win the intertubz and a new hat.
     
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