Man attacks, bites woman while claiming to be a vampire

Dec 8, 2004
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Texas man attacks, bites woman while claiming to be a vampire; 'He said he needed to feed': cops



Lyle Monroe Bensley, of Galveston, Tex., was arrested over the weekend for breaking into a woman's home and biting and hitting her. Cops said he claimed to be a vampire.

A 19-year-old Texas man broke into a woman's apartment and attacked her while screaming about being a vampire, police said.

Lyle Monroe Bensley, of Galveston, Tex., slipped into the woman's bedroom early Saturday and made growling and hissing noises while biting her neck and hitting her, the Houston Chronicle reported.
The tattooed freak, clad only in a pair of boxer shorts, then dragged the woman out of the apartment before she broke free and jumped into the car of a passing neighbor, police told the paper.

Cops who responded to the scene at around 7 a.m. found the gothic goon screaming and growling in the building's parking lot and arrested him, the Chronicle reported.

"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson said. "He said he needed to feed."

Erickson said Bensley was babbling about his bloodsucking bona fides on the way to the lockup.

"I'm a vampire, and I've been alive for over 500 years," Bensley shouted, according to Erickson.

Bensley was booked on burglary and assault charges and held on $40,000 bond.

Medics said he didn't appear to be on drugs during the incident, according to police.

The woman was not identified and police said Bensley did not know her.
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Too bad the cops weren't carrying this...

 

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Cops who responded to the scene at around 7 a.m. found the gothic goon screaming and growling in the building's parking lot and arrested him.
He's kidda ignoring one important trait of vampires.