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Man Attacks Mom For Using His Taco Sauce

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    If it was Ortega taco sauce I would punch my mother too. That shit is the bomb.

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  3. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    He only put her in a headlock? He showed incredible restraint. If my mom fucked with my taco sauce, I'd curb stomp the cunt. You don't fuck with a man's taco sauce.
     
  4. Atomic Fireball

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    It's shocking that something like this could happen in Florida
     
  5. madmaxey

    madmaxey T.F.W.O.

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    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Let me guess. He lives at home with his girlfriend and was pissed off because his parents likely are making him pay rent or pay for his own food. So when she ate his taco sauce, it was headlock time.
     
  7. Creasy Bear

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    And she can't see nuttin' widout her glasses, goddamnit!
     
  8. Mags

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    Best taco source ever.
     
  9. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    "ooohhh I got such a pain in my ass-neck, and my shoes flew off and knocked the taco sauce on the floor. I was lying in el-diablo flavored piss."
     
  10. whiskeyguy

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    I disagree, I think Taco Bell is the best taco source ever.






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  11. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Not clicking the spoiler. Names spoiled it. Does anyone play GTR anymore? Hide some things from the story ffs. Make it challenging.
     
  12. lajikal

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    Ahh huffpost you so clever with the bait n switch news story and posted videos.
     
  13. unklewilly

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    how did I know that by just looking at the thread title I knew it was from Florida?
     
  14. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Being that it wasn't a choke hold, that's perfectly legal. That is, unless his mother was able to grab the ropes.

    By the way, any word on whether or not her shoes came off?
     
  15. Psychopath

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    Why does the dude look like a woman?
     
  16. Lord Zero

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    Fixed
     
  17. Motor Head

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    Florida.
     
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  19. weeniewawa

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    you east coasters and your fake taco sauce

    Hi Fenrir, I see you lurking

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  20. MayrMeninoCrash

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  21. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    what does that guy have tatted on his arm, an old ghetto blaster?
     
  22. Sunsetspawn

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    My Portareakin friend turned my on to this and it's been my favorite up until I read up on Sodium Benzoate. When that shit combines with vitamin C it turns into a carcinogen.

    Of course this is coming from a guy who isn't enjoying life because he's afraid everything will kill him, so take it for what it's worth.
     
  23. Warfarer

    Warfarer I can't think of anything funny.

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    some bitches just think that taco sauce grows on trees, like the guy can just walk out back and pick some more taco sauce off his magic tree. Fuck that bitch in her stupid butthole.
     
  24. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Can't tell guy from girl in op pic.



    Would stab a bitch over some fire.

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