Man Attacks Roommate with Ukelele

HONOLULU -- Honolulu police say a 58-year-old man was arrested after beating his roommate with an ukulele.

Police say the men were arguing in their apartment Tuesday when the man hit his 56-year-old roommate with the small, guitar-like instrument.
The Honolulu Star-Advertiser ( ) reports the ukulele beating caused substantial injuries.

The older roommate was arrested on suspicion of second-degree assault.
I hate when articles don't give you all of the details. Was the ukelele still playable or not?

the Streif

Has anyone heard from Kugzilla lately?
They used to be best friends, but now their singing a different tune. Wocka wocka!


I like fistables.
At least he didn't tip toe around the problem.


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Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
Turns out a ukelele is good for something after all.