Man Attacks Roommate with Ukelele

Feb 5, 2003
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http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/ar...-man-attacks-roommate-ukulele-police-say.html
HONOLULU -- Honolulu police say a 58-year-old man was arrested after beating his roommate with an ukulele.

Police say the men were arguing in their apartment Tuesday when the man hit his 56-year-old roommate with the small, guitar-like instrument.
The Honolulu Star-Advertiser (http://ow.ly/cFm0i ) reports the ukulele beating caused substantial injuries.

The older roommate was arrested on suspicion of second-degree assault.
I hate when articles don't give you all of the details. Was the ukelele still playable or not?
 

Voodoo Ben

You gotta wash your ass
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gone all tiny tim on his ass.
 

BIV

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Hello Hawaii, Can I come oh-verrrrr *bling* *bong* *bing* *bnng*
 

jimmyslostchin

Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
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Turns out a ukelele is good for something after all.