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Man 'Aw, You Suck At Darts,' Cop 'I Can Do Whatever I Want' HEADSHOT

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by fletcher, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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  2. BeerBelly

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    no surprise, cops have little dicks
     
  3. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Go make yourself another drink.:action-sm

    Only three rounds? Shit if I decide to snap someday - I'm reloading and going for bonus points.
     
  4. KRSOne

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    The suspect must have been interfering with official government business. I would be surprised if he does any jail time and even more surprised if he gets fired.
     
  5. Voss's Tumor

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    Temecula... Anyone seen PartyCock recently?
     
  6. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I'm all well and good but...:icon_cool

    I was going to post this story yesterday. Murrieta's had a couple of really bad incidents this week, which is really rare for them. It's a nice affluent suburb bordering Temecula. The other one was a stabbing murder in a home in a nice neighborhood.
     
  7. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    he sure proved his point
     
  8. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    Nice grouping?
     
  9. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    May have sucked at darts but his marksmanship was pretty good.
     
  10. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    You have to try pretty hard to miss at point blank range.
     
  11. Sunsetspawn

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    But weed is the intoxicant that we have to make sure people don't have access to.
     
  12. Mags

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    Maaaaaan!!!
     
  13. South Jersey

    South Jersey I told you so ... too

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    He may suck at darts but his shooting is pretty accurate.
     
  14. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Pretty sure this was covered already...

    :action-sm
     
  15. OccupyWackbag

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    No mention of him actually getting arrested... just sayin.
     
  16. Hudson

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    I blame the Jews.
     
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    And baby Jeebus weeps.
     
  18. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Has the coroner's office given any word on the point value of the wounds?
     
  19. DJ Evel Ed

    DJ Evel Ed MayYourCumCrustedCocksBeConstantlyCoveredInCunt

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    He will be treated slightly better than the chomos & the snitches in prison. He would have been better off shooting up the entire bar and saving the last bullet for a 2000mph snort.
     
  20. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    <Literal WP>More like 800mph for a handgun.</LWP>
     
  21. Voss's Tumor

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    :haha7:

    I was actually thinking the exact same thing but I didn't know the speed in mph.
     
  22. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    I thought about saying something like this, but held off. I'm now depressed that I'm this predictable.
     
  23. fletcher

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    Points didnt count for the last round because the cop didnt double out.

    /semi obscure darts reference
     
  24. Lord Zero

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    I tried to make that reference earlier but I couldn't make it work.
     
  25. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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    What a shitty written story.
     

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