Man creates virtual girlfriend

BIV

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[h=2]Sadness: Guy Creates Virtual Girlfriend He Can Take Out On Dates Using Kinect, Video Glasses, Zero Self Respect[/h] July 10, 2012 in girlfriend, no no no, no word how many hours brobro has clocked looking up her skirt but we'd probably both puke if we knew so i think it's for the best, nokay, oh cool her tie moves!, sadness, virtual, virtual reality, vr, why why why?, wtf did i just watch?, yeah you did, you're doing it wrong, you've got to be kidding me

Wow, of course you took her to a playground YOU PERVY WEIRDO.
This is a video of a guy demonstrating his virtual reality girlfriend. She was created using a hacked Kinect, some video glasses, and a heaping scoop of sad, pervertedness. Her actual avatar is Hatsune Miku, a Japanese virtual reality pop star, and the object of more than one misguided man's affections. *sweeping air in a bear-hug* I SAID SHE'S MINE, BRO -- WE'RE HUGGING RIGHT NOW. Just watch the video for more sadness than you could shake a virtual stick at, including the sicko actually slapping her on the head the 2:05 mark. No wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend, he can't even treat a virtual one right. I don't even wanna know how many Tomigatchis he's killed.
Hit the jump for the WTF'ery in progress.
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All sadness aside, there is lots of science fiction where people have virtual assistants. This kind of thing could be a first step...of course, first we will figure out how to Kinect it to our junk.

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/07/sadness-guy-creates-virtual-girlfriend-h.php
 

Norm Stansfield

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Is she getting punched in the head, at 2:10?
 

BIV

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Yup.
 

lajikal

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She's gonna get kicked in the cunt if she yaps about the punching.