Man cut in half, lives, now can walk again.

martianvirus

READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
#1
This is strange.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=56500&in_page_id=2

Miracle man walks again

Monday, July 9, 2007
He survived against all the odds; now Peng Shulin has astounded doctors by learning to walk again.
When his body was cut in two by a lorry in 1995, it was little short of a medical miracle that he lived.


Peng Shulin, wearing new trainers, works on learning to walk again


It took a team of more than 20 doctors to save his life.
Skin was grafted from his head to seal his torso – but the legless Mr Peng was left only 78cm (2ft 6in) tall.
Bedridden for years, doctors in China had little hope that he would ever be able to live anything like a normal life agan.



The bionic legs mimic the way Peng's limbs would have worked


But recently, he began exercising his arms, building up the strength to carry out everyday chores such as washing his face and brushing his teeth.
Doctors at the China Rehabilitation Research Centre in Beijing found out about Mr Peng's plight late last year and devised a plan to get him up walking again.


They came up with an ingenious way to allow him to walk on his own, creating a sophisticated egg cup-like casing to hold his body with two bionic legs attached to it.
He has been taking his first steps around the centre with the aid of his specially adapted legs and a resized walking frame.
Mr Peng, who has to learn how to walk again, is said to be delighted with the device.
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

Looking 4 a New 1st Mate
#2
I am not sure I would take this contract or not? hmmmmmmm....
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#4
it was little short of a medical miracle that he lived
The jokes will just write themselves on that line...
 
#5
"Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?"

 

NuttyJim

Registered User
#7
fuck....just put the bullet in my head...I would refuse to live like that.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#8
He looks like oscar the grouch in his little trash can.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
#10
I would love to punt that fucker.
 

dodisman

Registered User
#11
Best part of that whole thing are those new sneaks
 

Plunkies

Registered User
#15
Doctor: Gentlemen, we have the technology. We can rebuild him.

Intern: Actually...we don't.

Doctor: I see. Then get me 2 umbrellas and a trash can!
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#16
Better?

Stronger?

Faster?
 

izzy izkowitz

Chris Hansen is my hero
#18
I think dude is scheduled to be on springer this week to reveal that he is in love with a 7'5" tranny.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
#20
He is the eggman
they are the eggmen
where is the walrus?

Mr. Sirry Putty
 
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