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Man Drank Urine To Survive 5 Days In Holding Cell Without Food, Water

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  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Rink
     
  2. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I'd cheerfully guzzle a gallon of my own piss for a fraction of the payday that slope is gonna get from the settlement for this.
     
  3. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    agents raided a home that Chong where hanging out near UC San Diego
    Did Chong write this article, too? Jesus fuck.


    The student's lawyer compared his detention to the famous Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq
    Slow down, fella.
     
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    War on Drugs. Yup.
     
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    Disband the alphabet soup agencies.
     
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  8. Hoffman

    Hoffman Guess who's back? Hoffman's back

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    I'd say its working quite well. This Jap will think twice before going near Pearl Harbor again.
     
  9. Norm Stansfield

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    Drinking your own urine for hydration is stupid. It will make your kidneys fail before you would die of dehydration without it.

    It's probably what caused his hallucinations too.
     
  10. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Let's be 100% here. He didn't carve 'Sorry Mom' in his arm. He carved 'Sowwy Mom'.
     
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  12. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Why didn't Cheech help him out?
     
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    At least scratch his balls for him.

    -anybody who gets that... you win a cookie
     
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    The DEA - way worse for your health than pot.
     
  15. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Kumar was too busy tripping balls to give Harold a second thought.
     
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    So they serve Coors Light in DEA jail?

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  18. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    I'm surprised it took 11 posts.
     
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    $22 Million sounds good.
     
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    For some reason I can't stop thinking about this story. I mean, sure, now he's out and he'll sue and get rich, but what must have been going on during it, when he didn't even know if he'd make it? I guess that struck a phobic nerve with me. It's one of those stories that could just happen to me randomly, and that's horrifying.
     
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    Another successful story from the war on drugs.
     
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    What else was he supposed to fucking do?
     
  25. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    They already got you in the room. They're not letting you out or ever checking back. Piss. Drink. Repeat.

    I think you got a case for being a victim here. Get yourself a lawyer and some cash.



    Seriously though just don't be hanging out at dope dealing house parties tho.
     

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