'Man Jailed for Robbing Bookies With Vibrator'

Simby19

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A robber who held up a bookmarkers with his girlfriends Rampant Rabbit Vibrator has been jailed.

Nicki Jex caught on CCTVNicki Jex, 27, concealed the sex toy in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun during the raid on the Ladbrokes shop, in Leicester, on December 27 last year.

A member of staff at the Narborough Road branch handed over more than £600 in cash when he pointed it at her, Leicester Crown Court was told.

Jex, of Braunstone, pleaded guilty to the robbery, which was captured on a CCTV camera inside the shop.

Sentencing him to five years behind bars, Judge Philip Head said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm.

"But you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time."

Tim Palmer, prosecuting, told the court: "The defendant pointed the item in the carrier bag at the cashier. She immediately assumed it to be a firearm.

"In fact, what was contained within the carrier bag was the defendant's girlfriend's vibrator."

The cashier handed over £613 in till contents and other money, the court was told.

But as he made his escape, the shop's only remaining customer, Wayne Vakani, followed him outside and tracked him to a nearby pub.

Thanks to the customer, the defendant's hat, worn in the robbery and containing his DNA, was discovered nearby.

When he was arrested he denied any involvement in the robbery, but changed his plea later.



http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1280573,00.html
 
Feb 20, 2006
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Seriously. I'd be pissed.

I bought one for an ex of mine and after I used it on her she was like "Wow, that was great, where'd you get it?" I told her I bought it at a yard sale. She forgave me after I convinced her I was only joking.


Sorry for the Sidekick Dave moment.
 

Simby19

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Hey it's not bad. As long as I knew it was a joke, I'd laugh for you.
 

Friday

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hey...some of these vibrators are downright scary...
 

Dopie Opie

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hey...some of these vibrators are downright scary...
I think you mean "those" vibrators, saying "these" would imply that you are holding one or pointing to one....Or even, dare I say...oh never mind.

Off to the JJO thread.

Thanks Friday
 

Simby19

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Yeah I'm sure some of them could be used as weapons. The good ones, at least.
 

mascan42

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Knucklehead walks into a bank with a dildo. Not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a fucking dildo. Cleans the place out, they don't even lift a fucking finger.