Man masturbates in front of children, gets stabbed - then does it again

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http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2007/06/20/1182019162978.html?from=top5

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.

Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.

Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

"She just lost it, to put it crudely."

Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.
Holy shit.
 

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there goes the ol pervert switch...

dude had enough and SNAP.... i gotta jack in frontta the kids!

poor fella.
 

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this thread is useless without pics.
 

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"masturbation marathon" that priceless.... I wonder what kind of training regime he was using..
 

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This fucker snapped. No case of "Blue Balls" should be that bad.
 

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Well, that's what happens when you invite a tweeker over to do speed and shower. Hell, I'm surprised that he even showered.
 
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Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Persistant fucker isn't he


All that missing from this story is the benny hill music with him running room to room jackin
 

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You know it was just standing there driving him crazy. The poor fella couldn't help himself.
 
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I like this guy. He's got gumption I tell ya.
 

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fucking tweekers. jacken it like monkeys. that twats lucky he didnt freek out kill her and skull fuck her
 
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