Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives

gleet

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I'm telling your mother, young lady!
Well I'm telling mom!
Hang on, let's think about this...

Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives
Published: Dec. 3, 2011 at 3:00 AM

BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.

Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.

Ncube said he collapsed to floor upon recognizing his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.

"I am sorry for what I did," Ncube said. "I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

Ncube's wife, Rosemary, agreed their marriage was troubled.

"If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay," she said.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/Man-orders-prostitute-daughter-arrives/UPI-23601322899200/
 

bill333

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Off to the JJO thread

Even if fake, wondering what would make a better story, the daughter or a wife? Daughter hot, wife funny, son hysterical
 

Stig

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So did he fuck her?
Of course he did. Probably already fucked her at home earlier in the day. Making him his own sloppy seconds. Which is REALLY awkward.
 

Norm Stansfield

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Man reads thread title, expresses skepticism. Discovers he's late to the party.
 

LiddyRules

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The Twin Peaks did it already.