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Man orders prostitute, daughter arrives

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I'm telling your mother, young lady!
    Well I'm telling mom!
    Hang on, let's think about this...

    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/Man-orders-prostitute-daughter-arrives/UPI-23601322899200/
     
  2. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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  3. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Okay, I don't patronize whores, but as a father I can say with full honesty this story and Chino's post creeped me the fuck out.
     
  4. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Sure she did/is.
     
  5. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Zimbabwe prostitute? She will be dead in a year or two from the AIDS.
     
  6. Phrunkis

    Phrunkis Registered User

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    I heard about this story, or a similar one a while back.
     
  7. ReverendRob

    ReverendRob Free Ice!

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  8. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    Off to the JJO thread

    Even if fake, wondering what would make a better story, the daughter or a wife? Daughter hot, wife funny, son hysterical
     
  9. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    So did he fuck her?
     
  10. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    Of course he did. Probably already fucked her at home earlier in the day. Making him his own sloppy seconds. Which is REALLY awkward.
     
  11. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    :icon_lol:
     
  12. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Man reads thread title, expresses skepticism. Discovers he's late to the party.
     
  13. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    The Twin Peaks did it already.
     
  14. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Okay. Where can I find this video?

    I know I'm late to the party, but I figured the story had to be fake. It sounds like an urban legend.
     
  15. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Same shit happened in Vegas a while back. Not sure if true.
     

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