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Man Pushed to His Death Under Train in Queens

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Dec 28, 2012.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/28/n...to-his-death-under-train-in-queens.html?_r=1&
     
  2. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    She must have been playing some seriously fucked up video games.
     
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  3. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    Sounds like his name should be Ki-Suck Train..... tsss
     
  5. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Wrong thread. The Ki Suck guy was the one they talked about a bunch on the show. The article was just referencing it.
     
  6. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Ban trains!
     
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  7. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Was just coming in to crack the same joke. :p
     
  8. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Maybe they should ban Ki Moon or somethinnn
     
  9. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    They could install gates or rails at the edges of platforms without infringing on anyone's Constitutional rights and it would probably save lives, but it's more important to make it next to impossible to own a gun...

    Seriously, how do they not have magnetic gates that only open once the train has stopped? They have those magnetic door locks at schools and hospitals, where you have to push a button to open the door. It couldn't be that difficult to install a similar system with a pressure switch or photo eye that detects a stopped train and releases the gates.
     
  10. SaltyDelights

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    You could also just stand away from the platform and avoid provoking any dark folks (or fat latinas) that look like they're strong enough to push you onto the tracks.

    edit- or stand where the front of the train is so that if someone does push you in, the train is almost completely stopped already.
     
  11. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I guess it's better than being pushed to death under a queen in a train.


    Ah-boooo
     
  12. Mags

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    Take a bow.
     
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  13. Guilty Spark

    Guilty Spark It's freeing and refreshing

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    There are nearly 500 subway stations in NYC. The MTA raises fares every other year because their gross incompetence causes a deficit. You think they could get THAT done?
     
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  14. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Do you know how many great movie foot chases we'd be robbed of if they did that?
     
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    Neon ネオン
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    [​IMG]
     
  16. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    I say ban all human limbs. If this poor victim of society didn't have arms and legs she never would have been able to get to that guy and push him.
     
  17. SaltyDelights

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    The story just gets funnier:
     
  18. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    She forgot those fucking Sikhs.
     
  19. Mags

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    Just drown her in the East River already.
     
  20. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    The "woman" in question...

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