Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Dec 28, 2012.
She must have been playing some seriously fucked up video games.
Sounds like his name should be Ki-Suck Train..... tsss
Wrong thread. The Ki Suck guy was the one they talked about a bunch on the show. The article was just referencing it.
Was just coming in to crack the same joke.
Maybe they should ban Ki Moon or somethinnn
They could install gates or rails at the edges of platforms without infringing on anyone's Constitutional rights and it would probably save lives, but it's more important to make it next to impossible to own a gun...
Seriously, how do they not have magnetic gates that only open once the train has stopped? They have those magnetic door locks at schools and hospitals, where you have to push a button to open the door. It couldn't be that difficult to install a similar system with a pressure switch or photo eye that detects a stopped train and releases the gates.
You could also just stand away from the platform and avoid provoking any dark folks (or fat latinas) that look like they're strong enough to push you onto the tracks.
edit- or stand where the front of the train is so that if someone does push you in, the train is almost completely stopped already.
I guess it's better than being pushed to death under a queen in a train.
Take a bow.
There are nearly 500 subway stations in NYC. The MTA raises fares every other year because their gross incompetence causes a deficit. You think they could get THAT done?
Do you know how many great movie foot chases we'd be robbed of if they did that?
I say ban all human limbs. If this poor victim of society didn't have arms and legs she never would have been able to get to that guy and push him.
The story just gets funnier:
She forgot those fucking Sikhs.
Just drown her in the East River already.
The "woman" in question...