Man Sees `Mark Of The Beast," Cuts Off And Microwaves Hand

Dec 8, 2004
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HAYDEN, Idaho -- A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" amputated one of his hands, put it in a microwave and summoned authorities, Kootenai County sheriff's deputies say. The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when deputies arrived at his home in this north Idaho town Saturday afternoon, and neither he nor the severed hand bore any noticeable tattoo or other mark, sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger.

"It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," Wolfinger said.

The man, whose name was withheld, was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center in Coeur d'Alene, where he and the hand were taken by ambulance. Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand, citing patient confidentiality restrictions.

"He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn death," Wolfinger said.

"That kind of mental illness is just sad."

The New Testament Book of Revelation contains a passage in which an angel is quoted as saying, according to the New International Version of the Bible,

"If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink the wine of God The book of Matthew also contains the passage, "

And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for you whole body to do into hell."
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Errr ok...
 
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Jers

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i missed the passage where it said to put the sinful limb in your black and decker...
 

Stormrider666

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It amazes me sometimes what that little black book does to some people's head.
 

SatansCheerledr

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Wow, that was close. Sounds like he got it chopped off just in time or god would have given him wine to drink.

I'm hopeing they get his medications wrong and he imagines it on his forehead next time.

Good luck getting your head in the microwave when you got no head.


Still, even that has got to be better than god giving you wine to drink.



Fruitcake.
 

Plunkies

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Makes sense to me.
 

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The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

Mee er meh meh
 

Budyzir

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If it was anything more than medium rare, it was a waste!
 

Xyn

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"He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn death,"

That sentence nearly brain deathd me.