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Man Tries To Pass Off A $1 Million Bill At NC Walmart

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    No photo available... but nice rap sheet...


    http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi...turl=pagelistoffendersearchresults&listpage=1
     
  2. THRILLHO

    THRILLHO Registered User

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    Lol was he expecting to get $999,524 back in change??
     
  3. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  4. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    It's like he doesn't have a concept of how big 1 million is. That's like buying something that costs less than 5 cents and paying with a $100 bill. ($500 is 0.05% of 1 million)
     
  5. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Shit that would've been great if the cashier had written him out a check for that amount. He would've walked out smiling whispering 'suckers' while stretching out the check, then promptly kicked into a cop car.
     
  6. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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  7. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Fuckin news. It sounds retarded when you take it out of context like that. I guarantee the warrant was written more soberly, in legalese.
    I checked your math, lucky for you it works out.
     
  8. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    Damn neon you almost had a threat of getting beat up on the Internet.


    Thank god you were accurate.


    It's all about the Woodrow Wilsonz nigga
     
  9. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    (don't tell him. better he never knows)
     
  10. Plunkies

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    At least he didn't try to use it on a candy machine.
     
  11. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    This is reportedly the perp:
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  12. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Looks very intelligent.
     
  13. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Well his rap sheet was kinda the give away...

    SHOPLIFTING (PRINCIPAL) 09/30/1982 MISD. MISD.(PRE-STRUCTURE)
    NON-SUPPORT (PRINCIPAL) 07/06/1982 MISD. MISD.(PRE-STRUCTURE)
    ASSAULT AND BATTERY (PRINCIPAL) 09/14/1987 MISD. MISD.(PRE-STRUCTURE)
    ASSAULT ON POLICEMAN (PRINCIPAL) MISD. MISD.(PRE-STRUCTURE)
    ASSAULT ON POLICEMAN (PRINCIPAL) 06/27/1992 MISD. MISD.(PRE-STRUCTURE)
    DAMAGE TO PROPERTY (PRINCIPAL) 06/27/1992 MISD.
    LARCENY (PRINCIPAL) 07/15/1995
    ASSAULT ON PUBLIC OFFICIAL (PRINCIPAL) 07/15/1995
    DRUG PARA - USE/POSSESS (PRINCIPAL) 03/08/2003 MISD. CLASS 1 MISDEMEANOR SS
    ASSAULT ON OFFICER/ST EMPLOYEE (PRINCIPAL) 06/01/2011 MISD. CLASS A1 MISDEMEANOR SS
    ASSAULT ON OFFICER/ST EMPLOYEE (PRINCIPAL) 06/01/2011 MISD. CLASS A1 MISDEMEANOR SS
     
  14. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    Doesn't this guy know that only the fed is allowed to print money out of thin air?
     
  15. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    Grade 1-9: Spent every day in the office of the (PRINCIPAL).
     
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  17. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    No, he's a Jew. Don't question Jews about money.
     

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