Masturbation - When does it go too far

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i was sitting on the couch last night after chat in my grandmothers panties rubbing peanut butter all over myself while sitting in a pile of my own fieces getting ready to do "the hand count." Before i reached over to grab the wrench and blow torch i wondered to myself am i going too far here?

I remember the good old days of waking up with a good olf piss hard-on and just doing a quick hand count then i get the hand count result and go for a shower and off to work.

Does anyone else have a secret little ritual before the go to town on themselves?

I think sometimes you should be romatical with yourself. Cause masturbation is just another way of saying hey i love me.

You dont have to wine and dine yourself tell yourself how pretty you are or buy condoms and a spade shovel and duct tape and when was the last time you said to yourself "hey im not in the mood and stop staring at me with that butcher knife and rope in your hand"

Ohh let me stop
 
#2
Yes i like watching pornos thats really all. Gonzo i bet Fofo is gonna turn this thread back to her again somehow.LOL

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FOFOLINA

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#3
VERY FUNNY SMART ASSS

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#4
Ok give her sometime but we know she will do it eventually.LOL

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#5
ooh look she even changed her status to include him awwwwww that is so cute...hold on just wiping mouth and disposing of the barf bag. Oh that's better.
 
#7
Anytime a seagull is involved.......
You went to far!


[This message has been edited by SonofaDEKE (edited 12-25-2000).]
 
#8
deke but is it really that bad? come on seagulls are sexy baby, don't forget this friday either..me you and the top of the empire state building we'll redo the scene from sleepless in seatle i'll be meg ryan and you'll be tom hanks and we'll finger fuck a seagull.
 

FOFOLINA

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#9
OK TERRIFIC


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#10
Listen Gonzo. How many times do I have to tell you. I get to be the chick!!! And besides I thought that was on Thursday? Aren't we re-enactiong the scene from 9 1/2 Weeks on Friday. Hope the train is not full!
 
#11
Where do you think i have been the last 3 days...........my hands are chafe
 
#12
HEY Im Italian... We dont do Dat. We have udder people do dat for us. but da gradmas panties sounds like a good idea to me, and dat monkey needs a good freakin spankin right afta I choke da freakin chicken. lololol


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#13
There really is nothing else like beating the shit out of that monkey after you watch a video with Gina Vice in it.


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#14
Why do they keep beating the shit out of me!?!

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Guido

If you're going through hell........KEEP GOING!!!
#15
Gonzo....I was wondering....which version of "Sleepless in Seatle" do you have???
You must have the DVD version with all the extra footage.
 
#16
well guido you are correct sir its the dvd version but its called fuckless in seattle i always mix the two up.

But as far as the 9 1/2 weeks train thing i talked to you about that i hate being mickey rourke.

I say we do the train scene from king of new york. Cause i wanna be christopher walken.
 
#17
How bout sucide kings "Ira your the man"!!!LOL

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#18
I just figured out when is gone too far means.
eeeeeewwwwwwwwww
pass the paper towels please.
hey im kidding , it was a joke
I really dont masterbate I let Mistress bate me


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LOCK N LOAD SHOOT ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE-ASK QUESTIONS LATER. Proud member of M.A.F.I.A=Mother And Fathers Italian Association.
AND My spellin sux
 
#19
Banana Juice wackbag wackbag wackabg!!!

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