Maxwell Has A New Gig In Chicago: Any other Jocktober targets you'd like to hear?

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I'd love to hear Maxwell for Jocktober.
 

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Here is his online bio. He's Jewish and he makes jokes about eating bacon.



Maxwell is a married father of two girls. While he loves being a dad, it's safe to say he loves getting out of the house and getting to The Loop - It's the one place where his wife doesn't call the shots.
Born in Cincinnati, Maxwell attended Miami (Ohio) University and has worked at some of the highest profile radio stations in the country which include WDVE/Pittsburgh, WMMS/Cleveland and WEBN/Cincinnati.
Maxwell is a fan of eating. From time to time he enjoys eating - and has been known, on occasion, to eat.
He believes it's better to eat bacon and die young, than lead a long life void of bacon
 

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Here is his online bio. He's Jewish and he makes jokes about eating bacon.



Maxwell is a married father of two girls. While he loves being a dad, it's safe to say he loves getting out of the house and getting to The Loop - It's the one place where his wife doesn't call the shots.

Born in Cincinnati, Maxwell attended Miami (Ohio) University and has worked at some of the highest profile radio stations in the country which include WDVE/Pittsburgh, WMMS/Cleveland and WEBN/Cincinnati.

Maxwell is a fan of eating. From time to time he enjoys eating - and has been known, on occasion, to eat.


He believes it's better to eat bacon and die young, than lead a long life void of bacon
It felt like something was missing from the picture, so I fixed it.

 

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Mancow is getting a show on the History Channel and it must be demolished.
 

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Born in Cincinnati, Maxwell attended Miami (Ohio) University and has been unceremoniously dumped from a handful of radio stations that you've probably never heard of, which include WDVE/Pittsburgh, WMMS/Cleveland and WEBN/Cincinnati.
Fixed.
 

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'Among the things Maxwell likes to eat are crow and prodigious amounts of executive cock...'

That's not in the bio, but it should be.
 

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I feel obliged to post this here...

 

Konstantin K

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Seriously, I lived in Pittsburgh for almost 6 years and I have never heard of that radio station.
Are you serious? You've never heard of DVE? You haven't seen roughly a billion of these stickers on various automobiles in your life?

 

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Are you serious? You've never heard of DVE? You haven't seen roughly a billion of these stickers on various automobiles in your life?

I have never once seen that bumper sticker in my life. I lived downtown, so maybe that's why.
EDIT. I looked them up, I have been by their headquarters on 376.
 

Konstantin K

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I have never once seen that bumper sticker in my life. I lived downtown, so maybe that's why.
I think you're lying to me. You never saw any billboards or anything? It's the most popular radio station in the city. It's been around literally my entire life. Are you blind and deaf?
 

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I think you're lying to me. You never saw any billboards or anything? It's the most popular radio station in the city. It's been around literally my entire life. Are you blind and deaf?
I rarely if ever listened to the radio. I lived downtown, and mostly traveled by foot. I rarely was in a vehicle and when I was it was at night. I do remember seeing O&A adverts when they were on regular radio. I probably have seen billboards for it but I don't remember. I remember seeing those awful Bob fm ads, and listening to the awful bob radio station.
 

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Will Chicago smell more like shit now that that fucko is in town?
 

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There is no way you lived in Pittsburgh and never saw a WDVE sticker. You just didn't pay them any mind.
 

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Here is his online bio. He's Jewish and he makes jokes about eating bacon.



Maxwell is a married father of two girls. While he loves being a dad, it's safe to say he loves getting out of the house and getting to The Loop - It's the one place where his wife doesn't call the shots.

Born in Cincinnati, Maxwell attended Miami (Ohio) University and has worked at some of the highest profile radio stations in the country which include WDVE/Pittsburgh, WMMS/Cleveland and WEBN/Cincinnati.

Maxwell is a fan of eating. From time to time he enjoys eating - and has been known, on occasion, to eat.


He believes it's better to eat bacon and die young, than lead a long life void of bacon

They left out that he likes to pick and eat his own boogers on-air.

I hope when Jocktober comes around this cocksucker will be destroyed once again.
 

Voodoo Ben

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i think they should look up Jim Philips. he's still on the air.
 

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Some fucker looked into a mirror, said "Maxwell" three times and so I have appeared. My hatred has diminished, but I'd LOVE to hear the boys rip this cunt apart once again. They won't, but I'd love to hear it.
 

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Oddly enough, Jocktober 2012 managed to snag the two I'd think of first. The awful morning zoo from my childhood (Ted and Amy) and the awful show my wife listens to (Kane Show).

Other than that, the most hacky DJ I know of is Scorch, but he is covered all year round.
 

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Because the average schmuck likes local references. Especially Chicago. Syndicated hosts never have done well there.
VERY true. Chicago takes pride in being it's own city; and they hate it when local celebs get nationally famous and leave.