McDonald's to put 'Fish McBites' in Happy Meals

BIV

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#1
McDonald's to put 'Fish McBites' in Happy Meals
Posted on February 4, 2013 at 4:00 AM

Updated today at 6:02 AM

NEW YORK (AP) — McDonald's says it is offering its first new Happy Meal entree in a decade: Fish McBites.

The world's biggest hamburger chain says the Fish McBites will be widely available at U.S. restaurants starting this week, lasting through March to coincide with Lent. The Happy Meals will come with seven pieces of Fish McBites, French fries, apple slices and a drink.

The company had already announced last month that the Fish McBites would be sold on the standard menu in three sizes — snack (10 pieces), regular (15 pieces) and shareable (30 pieces).

Fish McBites, which are fried pieces of fish, will use the same Alaskan cod used in the fast-food chain's Filet-O-Fish.
http://www.kgw.com/news/business/189604631.html
 

Haeder

South Dakota
#2
As a recovering Catholic I would like to apologize to the rest of the world for besetting fish-stuffs upon the unwanting public during Lent and, in some geographies, fucking up Fridays across the calendar. Imposing becoss jeebus practices like processed fishmeals on the masses is wrong and I'm sorry I was a part of that. Forgive me, fodder, for I knew not what I was doing.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

I bring love and cheer.
#3
Well now the great question as to where Maz will get his catch of the day is answered.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#4
How is Fish McBite not the name of a Disney character?
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#5
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#6
I don't trust McDonalds to cook meat yet alone fish. Pass.
 
#7
I've never understood why people think God gives a crap whether or not you eat meat on 6 Fridays out of the year. I've violated that "rule" pretty much every Friday of my life ever since I was old enough to make/buy my own lunch and I've yet to be struck down by a lightning bolt.
 
#8
I've never understood why people think God gives a crap whether or not you eat meat on 6 Fridays out of the year. I've violated that "rule" pretty much every Friday of my life ever since I was old enough to make/buy my own lunch and I've yet to be struck down by a lightning bolt.
It's a rule the church made up back in the day to save meat or something. Now it just represents sacrificing something to show your dedication.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#9
Now it just represents sacrificing something to show your dedication.
Similar to how disbelieving evolution represents sacrificing your dignity and intellect to show your dedication.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#12
He feeds on negative attention as though it was Fish McBites. Take away the nutrients, as they do to the cod in Fish McBites.
 

SatansCheerledr

Ideologically Unsound
#14
It's a rule the church made up back in the day to save meat or something. Now it just represents sacrificing something to show your dedication.
I don't remember the details but it was because of a bribe from fishermen to increase their sales.
 
#18
deadliest catch dudes.

I know.. they go for the crabs. Don't care. Fuck you.
 

NuttyJim

Registered User
#19
Fuck McDonald's and their wanna be Red Lobster fish commercials. You can't call that shit fish. It's probably 1/100th fish. The rest is lips,assholes,glue,breeding and god knows what else.

 

CougarHunter

Lying causes cat piss smell.
#20
Saw them on the electric marque at my local McDonalds.

Didn't the whole fish thing go out with Latin back in the 60's?
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#21
Saw them on the electric marque at my local McDonalds.

Didn't the whole fish thing go out with Latin back in the 60's?
No, I'm pretty sure people still eat fish.
 

NotSoFast

Registered User
#22
Some Pope's brother-in-law had a fish market whose sales dropped this time of year. Pope hooked him up.
 

peewee

Registered User
#24
Saw them on the electric marque at my local McDonalds.

Didn't the whole fish thing go out with Latin back in the 60's?
Not exactly, it used to be that you couldn't eat meat on any Friday, in the 60's they changed it to just Fridays in lent. This is around the same time they forgave Jews for killing Jesus, and decided Protestants weren't going to hell.
 
#25
If any of you are eating happy meals you should die of mercury poisoning.
 
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