Meet the Slow Loris

Neon

ネオン
Donator
#1
Wow, these things are crazy. They look like animatronic puppets but they are actually a type of primate. Those eyes also make them look highly intelligent, almost sentient. I can watch these videos all day long.




 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#3
I'll trade then a Black Lab for one.

That thing rules.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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#4
I don't trust that little fucker. I think it's being all cute and slow in order to lull you into a sense of false security... right before it lashes out with lightning speed and plucks out your eyeball.

Fuck those little demons.
 

icculus1284

Registered User
#5
I'll take a boy and a girl so they can make babies and I'll have a hundred of those fucking things hanging around the house.

It'll be awesome.
 

Neon

ネオン
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#6
I don't trust that little fucker. I think it's being all cute and slow in order to lull you into a sense of false security... right before it lashes out with lightning speed and plucks out your eyeball.

Fuck those little demons.
You might be on to something:

Slow lorises have a toxic bite, a trait rare among mammals and unique to lorisid primates. The toxin is produced by licking a gland on their arm, and the secretion mixes with its saliva to activate it. Their toxic bite is a deterrent to predators, and the toxin is also applied to the fur during grooming as a form of protection for their infants.
That's insane. They have epoxy toxin.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#7
That would be great to have a conversation with when you're stoned.
 

ruckstande

Posts mostly from the shitter.
#9
Two questions.
1. Will it bite me?
2. Who do I write the check to so they can smuggle this in their pants going through security?
 

Wrecktum

Tounge puncher of fart boxes
#10
Holy fuck they are adorable! I want to see that a kitten and a tea cup Yorkie puppy in a cute death match. Winner gets belly rubs.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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#11
Holy fuck they are adorable! I want to see that a kitten and a tea cup Yorkie puppy in a cute death match. Winner gets belly rubs.
You can cheer for the winner between sips of broth. :action-sm
 
#13
The Death Machine 3 toed sloth would kick his lily ass for him. Fuck that queer loris.
 
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