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Meet the Slow Loris

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  1. Neon

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    Wow, these things are crazy. They look like animatronic puppets but they are actually a type of primate. Those eyes also make them look highly intelligent, almost sentient. I can watch these videos all day long.







     
  2. Rash Rendering

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  3. Ballbuster1

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    I'll trade then a Black Lab for one.

    That thing rules.
     
  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I don't trust that little fucker. I think it's being all cute and slow in order to lull you into a sense of false security... right before it lashes out with lightning speed and plucks out your eyeball.

    Fuck those little demons.
     
  5. icculus1284

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    I'll take a boy and a girl so they can make babies and I'll have a hundred of those fucking things hanging around the house.

    It'll be awesome.
     
  6. Neon

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    You might be on to something:

    That's insane. They have epoxy toxin.
     
  7. Ballbuster1

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    That would be great to have a conversation with when you're stoned.
     
  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Throw a sloth in there and you might cause a quantum shift.
     
  9. ruckstande

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    Two questions.
    1. Will it bite me?
    2. Who do I write the check to so they can smuggle this in their pants going through security?
     
  10. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    Holy fuck they are adorable! I want to see that a kitten and a tea cup Yorkie puppy in a cute death match. Winner gets belly rubs.
     
  11. fletcher

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    You can cheer for the winner between sips of broth. :action-sm
     
  12. Guilty Spark

    Guilty Spark It's freeing and refreshing

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    I love the motherfuckin Slow Loris
     
  13. Cunt Smasher

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    The Death Machine 3 toed sloth would kick his lily ass for him. Fuck that queer loris.
     
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