Men wearing Crocs.

Creasy Bear

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I have a question for grown men who wear those Crocs things on their feet.

Have you no pride? Have you no pride at all?

Is it just me, or are those things queerer than a cat fart?

Discuss.
 

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I'm not sayin' that a man who wears Crocs would suck a dick, but he would definitely let you store it in there just to keep it warm.:icon_wink
 

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I have feet problems and have a pair that I wear around the house... Kind of like house slippers. Is that gay?
 

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Women who wear Crocs should be shot. Men who wear them at the very least should be sterilized.
 

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I have feet problems and have a pair that I wear around the house... Kind of like house slippers. Is that gay?
I shoulda done this as a poll... but I don't know how, and I'm too lazy to figure it out. Anyway...

I'd say it's acceptable to wear them in the privacy of your own home. Out in public... that's a different story. Like how a man can get a little misty and choked-up over a sappy movie or 'Little People, Big World' on his couch in his own living room, but if you're out in public at a movie... you better suck that shit up, mister!
 

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1 of the male drs. i work with not only wears them, but he wears them without socks! im waiting for the rainbow tie to come out next
 

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I work on a golf course and routinely wear crocs in the summertime while hand-watering the greens. State regs. say that I have to have something on my feet, however, my feet get wet as hell while watering. Crocs was the best alternative.

So, no, I don't think wearing crocs makes me gay. Working on a golf course, however, makes me very very gay.
 

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I have feet problems and have a pair that I wear around the house... Kind of like house slippers. Is that gay?
Whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is nobody else's business, faggot. :action-sm
 

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I work on a golf course and routinely wear crocs in the summertime while hand-watering the greens. State regs. say that I have to have something on my feet, however, my feet get wet as hell while watering. Crocs was the best alternative.

So, no, I don't think wearing crocs makes me gay. Working on a golf course, however, makes me very very gay.
Okay... maybe a fella can be given a pass if he's legitimately wearing them in the line of duty... like if you're Carl Spackler here watering the greens, or you're a lifeguard or something.
 

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I'd say on the beach/pool or at home as slippers is ok. Around town with socks under them is gay.
 

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You all can start acting like a man!


Men wear black socks and some kind of ugly shoe.... period!
 

LBF

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Okay... maybe a fella can be given a pass if he's legitimately wearing them in the line of duty... like if you're Carl Spackler here watering the greens



:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: I took that as the ultimate compliment for a low-paid course grunt.
 

Glenn Dandy

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one of my friends is a golf course worker and hes not gay.

Ohh, I forgot he wears WORKBOOTS.... It's called waterproofing Sally.
 

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I think colour of the crocs plays a big role in it as well. The powder blue ones, forget it, FAGGOT! But if you are wearing darker colours, like black, no problem.

It should be stated that I do not own a pair of crocs, nor do I plan on it, even though they are non slip, and that is a good thing where I work
 

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I didn't know you hungout with Mexicans at the Semi-Oval Office.:D
Hes a white fella, He hopes to be head greenskeeper one day... hes been studying alot.....CINCH BUGS for example... Alot of people don't even know what the hell that is.
 

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one of my friends is a golf course worker and hes not gay.

Ohh, I forgot he wears WORKBOOTS.... It's called waterproofing Sally.
All due respect, Mr. President. But when it's 100 degrees and humid as hell, you want as little heavy shit on your body as possible. Shorts, t-shirt and sandals/crocs are pretty much standard issue. Then again, maybe I am just trying to rationalize a slightly faggish personal dress habit.

Hes a white fella, He hopes to be head greenskeeper one day... hes been studying alot.....CINCH BUGS for example... Alot of people don't even know what the hell that is.
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Why would someone wear a reptile DUH HA HA HA HA GREGORIO!