Merry christmas, dickheads.

fletcher

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Lord Zero

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Fog at my place. That's close enough to a snowy overcast for my tastes. Merry fucking Christmas, assholes.
 

Konstantin K

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Happy Birthday to Zombie Jesus!

I hope everyone's ready to "persuade" that Santa cocksucker into leaving you something nice.

 

whiskeyguy

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Clear in California central valley, cooling down though. Will be hitting snow on the way home.

Two Christmas Cocktails down, a dozen or so to go.
 

Pigdango

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Merry Christmas to all. I am one glass if wine away from being drunk.
 

Cunt Smasher

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We were fortunate enough to be able to have Santa bring some nice gifts for my kids, seeing their faces light up is worth all the sacrifice. Hoping everybody has a merry Xmas.
 

Pigdango

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Officially drink
 

Floyd1977

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You've all given me hours of entertainment and funny. So Merry Christmas.

To all the Godless, Joy siphoning, liberal cunts :) Happy Holidays!
 

MayrMeninoCrash

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Merry Xmas all! Halfway into the first go-through of Christmas Story. 23 hours to go.

Will report on Santa's bounty in the AM.
 
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Did one side of the family tonight.
Cash, Gift Cards, Tea-Maker thingy, and a Santino Marella Cobra sock because I jokingly said something about it once and my little cousin got nothing but wrestling items so it was added into the buy.

It was a big hit. I attacked the dog numerous times.
 
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Kettle. The proper term is kettle.
It's not a kettle, it's this little all-in-one thing from Teavana, I don't know.
It's a set. The tea.... tastes like tea. And I'm not sure it's really any better than just putting water in the microwave and using Liptons, but I feel fancy.

My cousin, a 12 year old girl, got those Beats By Dre headphones. I always see audiophile sites and just people in general smashing them for being shitty and overpriced hype.
I've got nice studio style headphones, but I wanted to see what all the fuss was about it.

But, she was being a little cunt, and just refused to open them.
"Did you ask for them..."
- YES
"Are you going to keep them?"
- YES.
"Can we open them, I just want to see what they sound like"
- No, I don't want to open them.
"But you are going to open them, at some point? Right? You wanted them... So can you just do it now so I can check it out"
- No, I don't want to
"Why..."
- I just don't want to

So, like the adult I am, I ignored her the rest of the night.
 

Konstantin K

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It's not a kettle, it's this little all-in-one thing from Teavana, I don't know.
It's a set. The tea.... tastes like tea. And I'm not sure it's really any better than just putting water in the microwave and using Liptons, but I feel fancy.
You wanted one of those. I remember that.
 
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Yeah... My mom remembered as well.

I was looking at stuff in that store that was outlandish.
It came with a glass cup, and tea, and storage containers and stuff. It's not bad. It just sits in a thing, steeps, and then drains the tea out without the loose leaves coming through.

But I understand the point of "Just use a cup, water, and microwave" as well.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

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Yeah... My mom remembered as well.

I was looking at stuff in that store that was outlandish.
It came with a glass cup, and tea, and storage containers and stuff. It's not bad. It just sits in a thing, steeps, and then drains the tea out without the loose leaves coming through.

But I understand the point of "Just use a cup, water, and microwave" as well.
Was hugging cousin today or tomorrow?