Mexico City

NuttyJim

Registered User
#1
Anyone been? might be headed there for a lil bit. Need some suggestions. Things to see, restaurants, etc.
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
#3
I hear the Taco Bells are the best.

I assume you're going because you have to and not because you're choosing to, because who the hell would want to go to Mexico?

Because because because because.
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#4
Ask around and determine how hard it would be to set up a talcum powder, baking soda powder, ammonia, and rope factory down there.
:greyalien:

good luck bro.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#5
Make sure you're up to date on all your shots. Take Anti Diarrhea Medications with you. You can not trust those third world savages.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#7
Enjoy your kidnapping and subsequent dismemberment.
 

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
#9
Here is some advice. Stay the fuck out of Mexico.
 

lajikal

Registered User
#10
See this trip as an 'investment opportunity'.
Remember, the idea is to remain calm.
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
#11
Never eat street food on a dusty day. Why you might ask? Their thousands and thousands of wild dogs living on the streets and they shit everywhere. Their shit eventually begins to dry out and turn to dust. On dusty days the dog shit dust take to the air and lands on everything. I've heard that about 80% of the dust in the city is basically dog shit. Enjoy that with your tacos.

Stick to the good areas of the city and you will be fine. Stay in a good hotel and the manager and other desk people will tell you what to avoid.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#12
Make sure to drink lots and lots of water. Tap water if its available.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
Donator
#14
Stick to the good areas of the city and you will be fine. Stay in a good hotel and the manager and other desk people will tell you what to avoid.
List of Things for Señor NuttyJim to Avoid
1) Mexico
 
#17
Remember when they killed musician K-Paz de la Sierra? They tortured him with a cutting torch for 3 days first.
 

NuttyJim

Registered User
#18
well, if it makes anyone feel any better, I will be travelling with a large group and we will all be heavily armed. Oh yeah, I got a trauma plate for my vest too.

Who am I kidding, you cocksuckers wouldnt miss me one bit.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#19
well, if it makes anyone feel any better, I will be travelling with a large group and we will all be heavily armed. Oh yeah, I got a trauma plate for my vest too.

Who am I kidding, you cocksuckers wouldnt miss me one bit.

Stay away from them whores. :action-sm
 

Hate & Discontent

Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?
#20
well, if it makes anyone feel any better, I will be travelling with a large group and we will all be heavily armed. Oh yeah, I got a trauma plate for my vest too.

Who am I kidding, you cocksuckers wouldnt miss me one bit.
Just one trauma pate?

Stay away from them whores. :action-sm
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7:
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
Donator
#22
Never eat street food on a dusty day. Why you might ask? Their thousands and thousands of wild dogs living on the streets and they shit everywhere. Their shit eventually begins to dry out and turn to dust. On dusty days the dog shit dust take to the air and lands on everything. I've heard that about 80% of the dust in the city is basically dog shit. Enjoy that with your tacos.

Stick to the good areas of the city and you will be fine. Stay in a good hotel and the manager and other desk people will tell you what to avoid.
Same thing happens in Cairo except the shit dust is human. Every morning the merchants arrive and set up their tents. The all shit right in the street where their tents stand. By late morning the shit has all turned to dust and is blowing through the air like its oxygen. It gets everywhere; in the food, in your eyes, nose and mouth.

Wonderful place.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#23
Just be warned that when you go to Mexico City, you're not going to be able to find good Mexican food like what you get at Chili's and Taco Bell. Those stupid Mexicans can't even make authentic Mexican food.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
Donator
#25
Bring a respirator. I'm pretty sure MC is one of the air pollution capitals of the world.
 
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