Mich. man builds guillotine, uses it - on himself...

moegolden

Perv-switch toggler
#1
(after on himself, you need the dramatic chipmunk music)

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/14099445/detail.html

Police Find Man's Body, Guillotine In Wooded Area

POSTED: 2:45 pm EDT September 12, 2007
ALLEN PARK, Mich. -- The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said.

The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

Groundskeeper from the Fairlane Green shopping center at Outer and Fairlane drive discovered the body shortly before 11 a.m. Monday.

Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.

"I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."

According to investigators, the man had to make several trips to carry the wooden and metal parts to the area in the woods.

Covert said the man lived within walking distance of the spot where he died.

Police said the man, whose identity police have not released, had been dead for two days.

The man did not leave a suicide note.
 

moegolden

Perv-switch toggler
#2
[Austin and Vanessa see a man decapitated]
Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.
 

moegolden

Perv-switch toggler
#3
also, we should tell "Is Tom alive?" Tom about this.....so much better than a gun.
 

weakside

He was stupid. I was lucky. I will visit him soon.
#5
Goodbye industrious man.
 

Mommadeez4u

Bastard coated bastard w/ bastard filling
#7
Good man--Those store bought guillotines cost you an arm & a leg.

nuthin'?
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#8
I want to know if he was married or not.
 

sniper

Front, and to the right...
Wackbag Staff
It's My Birthday!
#9
Best suicide story evar!

I bet he was married. And he would bring a piece of the Guillotine back to the woods every time the cunt yelled at him to take out the trash.
 

mik3

fornicating madly
#10
And people say Americans are lazy.
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
#11
I wonder if he changed his mind after the blade started to drop
 

Six-Pack

Registered User
#12
Really shows those punk ass kids how to do it. No failed attempts here.
 

DanaReevesLungs

I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
Donator
#15
I'm curious if he was on his back or stomach when the blade dropped...
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#16
Best suicide story evar!

I bet he was married. And he would bring a piece of the Guillotine back to the woods every time the cunt yelled at him to take out the trash.
taught that fucking cunt, he had to be married.
 
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PlaneSaltVice

Guest
#17
Darwin

I nominate this guy for this year's Darwin Award.

At least he should gain a runner-up nod.
 
#18
That's how the fuck we roll here in Southeastern lower Michigan.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#20
I nominate this guy for this year's Darwin Award.

At least he should gain a runner-up nod.
Umm anyone smart enough to build that or invested that amt of time should not be in Darwin Awards.
He just wanted the nagging to end!
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

El hombre de los moleculos!
#21
All the times I heard about, or read about, this story....I never noticed it was at Fairlane. I'm SO going there later and taking pictures.
 
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